virgin-burner 1 #26 August 15, 2008 i was thinking of that, but unlucky me, its way to cold and rainy for that.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #27 August 15, 2008 Ok well this outfit should cover the weather and the ummmm protection. (for her and you) BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #28 August 15, 2008 never heard of a footjob, have ya'!?“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #29 August 15, 2008 Quote never heard of a footjob, have ya'!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #30 August 15, 2008 Quote I always thought the perfect woman. had a heart condition. . you mean . . . a cute angina? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #31 August 15, 2008 I'd bring money, a lot of it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #32 August 15, 2008 Bring some of THIS Just in case she doesn't put out! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #33 August 15, 2008 Quote Quote I always thought the perfect woman. had a heart condition. . you mean . . . a cute angina? BOOOO! Bad joke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #34 August 15, 2008 you guys are all hilarious.. so, i bought a single red rose, heading for the showers, shave, still have no clue what to wear.. jeans n'shirt? or my usual hiking-trousers and a skydiving t-shirt!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #35 August 15, 2008 Quote you guys are all hilarious.. so, i bought a single red rose, heading for the showers, shave, still have no clue what to wear.. jeans n'shirt? or my usual hiking-trousers and a skydiving t-shirt!? You should have gone for a yellow or pink rose, but eh.. just my opinion. Jeans and a nice shirt. Make sure they are clean. Oh yea, and don't drink too much. Have fun!!!Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #36 August 15, 2008 Yeah I agree. Jean, nice shirt. Maybe a button down shirt. NO skydiving T-shirts. That's a stupid thing to wear on a first date. Red rose is fine. Nice touch. Don't drink too much! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #37 August 15, 2008 Just be yourself & have fun. guys with jeans & white shirt looks great! & remember, to be yourself! "Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #38 August 15, 2008 Quote Jean, nice shirt. Maybe a button down shirt. NO skydiving T-shirts. That's a stupid thing to wear on a first date. I totally agreed! "Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #39 August 15, 2008 I can't wait to hear how this turns out.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #40 August 15, 2008 Quote I can't wait to hear how this turns out. Me either! I've seen pictures of her. She's a cutie! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #41 August 15, 2008 Skydiving shirts are in your face and look at me im a cool skydiver, they are totally inappropriate for a date and most of them look like shit anyway. "My sport eats your sports for breakfast, most sports take 1 ball, mine takes 2" is *cringe* 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #42 August 15, 2008 OMG. I hope I'm not to late, run run run to the shops an get at least three types of essential massage oil. Then rub one out at least an hour before you meet her. (or in my case 1/2 an hour because I'm a horny git ) I'd also recommend Half a bottle of JD (or my very own drain cleaner ( thank you Shropshire))an hour before doing the dirty deed as you wouldn't want to embarrass your self. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #43 August 15, 2008 A DATE, huh? We'll all be waiting to hear about THIS one. I hope it goes/went well! TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #44 August 15, 2008 Quote Quote I can't wait to hear how this turns out. Me either! I've seen pictures of her. She's a cutie! And the pictures were taken 10 years, (and 40 pounds), earlier. I learned that from experience."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #45 August 15, 2008 yea-yea.. now, looking pretty darn hot, white button down, blue jeans, some proper shoes.. hope it turns out well.. if you dont hear back from me in the next 48 hours, notify the cops! or send more condoms! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #47 August 15, 2008 Quote you guys are all hilarious.. so, i bought a single red rose, heading for the showers, shave, still have no clue what to wear.. jeans n'shirt? or my usual hiking-trousers and a skydiving t-shirt!? Can't help myself: The name of your avatar sounds wrong, somehow .... - you're scared (see German forum) - you're nervous (see actual one) - perhaps YOU're the virgin? And not the virgin-burner? dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #48 August 15, 2008 I have consulted the threads of infinite knowledge and they are aligned in your favor! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #49 August 15, 2008 Quote I have consulted the threads of infinite knowledge and they are aligned in your favor! She's a keeper after stitches?? Hmmm, dunno about that. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #50 August 15, 2008 Quote .... in the next 48 hours, notify the cops! or send more condoms! I have to redeem my former post. You're such a burner, man! dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
