BillyVance 34 #1 August 5, 2008 Young 'uns running the church. You wanted a Tuesday funny, it just happens I had one in my pager, so enjoy. Fuckers... [Tongue] [Hr] The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now." The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, "And you told me adding a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to church, so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir. Now our services are consistently packed to the balcony." "Thank you, Father," answered the young priest. "I am pleased that you are open to the new ideas of youth." "All of these ideas have been well and good," said the elderly priest, "But I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional." "But Father," protested the young priest, "my confessions and the donations have nearly doubled since I began that!" "Yes," replied the elderly priest, "and I appreciate that.... But the flashing neon sign, 'Toot' n Tell or Go to Hell' cannot stay on the church roof." "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 803 #2 August 5, 2008 so post the punch line already!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #3 August 5, 2008 Good one!A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #4 August 5, 2008 thanks billy (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #5 August 5, 2008 From today's email: What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 August 5, 2008 Quote the drive-thru confessional With a fast lane for 6 sins or less. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #7 August 5, 2008 Quote Quote the drive-thru confessional With a fast lane for 6 sins or less. And the self-service lane where you confess to an instance of Eliza running on a PC."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #8 August 6, 2008 Almost like this? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
