The_Don 0 #1 August 1, 2008 1. " I don't think the heavy stuff's gonna come down for a while, I'd keep playing" I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #2 August 1, 2008 Here's five dollars, get yourself a real haircut. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #3 August 1, 2008 What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aardvarkeater 0 #4 August 1, 2008 I feel like a hundred bucks.Muff Brother #4026 Loco Zapatos Rodriguez SCR #14793 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravitysurfer 0 #5 August 1, 2008 "Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity." -Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) aloha. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #6 August 1, 2008 "Be the ball, Danny, be the ball""Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirWhore 0 #7 August 1, 2008 You ever seen a crisp one hundred dollar bill??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaMan 0 #8 August 1, 2008 Four I should have yelled two... Watch and laughZ-Flock 8 Discotec Rodriguez Too bad weapons grade stupidity doesn't lead to sterility. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #9 August 1, 2008 Tie: Do you do drugs, Danny? Danny: Everyday. Tie: Then what's the problem? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #10 August 1, 2008 Hey, you scratched my anchor! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 August 1, 2008 “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
napvid 0 #12 August 1, 2008 "When you die on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness. So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." -Bill Murray“As you know, these are open forums, you’re able to come and listen to what I have to say.” –George W. Bush, 10.28.03. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobie331 0 #13 August 1, 2008 This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. It's a gift, I don't try to explain it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TFFTM 1 #14 August 1, 2008 Dr. Beeper: I thought you'd be the man to beat this year. Ty Webb: I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself. BSBD Home of the Alabama Gang Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #15 August 1, 2008 "You should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been Club champion for three years runniing...and I'm no slouch, myself." "Don't sell yourself short, Judge. You're a tremendous slouch.""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 210 #16 August 1, 2008 "Hey! We're all gonna get laid!"Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #17 August 1, 2008 "I'll bet you've got a lot of nice ties." "What do you mean?" "You want to tie me up with some of your ties...Ty?""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumpah 0 #18 August 1, 2008 "You know, for Italians, this is skilled labor" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twoply 0 #19 August 1, 2008 When the caddy boss thells the one kid "That's tough.... Pick up that piece of paper." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twoply 0 #20 August 1, 2008 "Five bucks says he eats it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #21 August 1, 2008 "This thing still has marks where the jockey was hittin it."If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #22 August 1, 2008 Bark like a dog! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #23 August 1, 2008 This place got a pool? Pool and a pond... Pond be good for you.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #24 August 2, 2008 Ty: "You have very small breasts." Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #25 August 2, 2008 Quotehe's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. Back when I used to play a lot of golf, we'd stand on the tee behind whoever was hitting and quote this in a stage whisper. When John Daly came along, and COULD actually hit an 8-iron that far, the quote kinda lost its ludicrosity. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
