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I burned my Schlong!

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With a soldering iron.

It was hot last night, so I was laying on my bed naked waiting for a Repo Man torrent to download. Internet connection failed because my cat had chewed up the phone line near my PC. Grabbed my soldering station and fixed the wires. Waited till the temp readout was at ~450F before putting the soldering station back in a cabinet. While putting it back, the cord caught on something and pulled the soldering pencil out of its holder. It swung down and the ~400F tip hit my, uh, tip. Fuck, that hurt! Still does. Could only happen to me[:/]

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

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ouch! well at least you aren't sticking stirring straws in the end of your penis.....believe it or not, I have seen it.:S:S:S:S

DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

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Now simply reheat the soldering iron and re-apply until desired design is achieved....:P
Scarification IS the latest thing you know....

seriously though....be glad it wasn't solder....that shit has to melt through like 3 effing layers of skin before it cools off enough to stop burning!B|

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Long as it didnt hit your nut sack you should be fine.:D:D:D



Crap, didn't think about tat. It could have burned through:(

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

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Sorry you hurt yourself, but I have to say... this made me laugh. :D




I've been laughing about it all day. It does still hurt though, and there's a big red stripe across the "Darth Vader's helmet" area.

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

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Sorry you hurt yourself, but I have to say... this made me laugh. :D




I've been laughing about it all day. It does still hurt though, and there's a big red stripe across the "Darth Vader's helmet" area.


Ouchie!!!

Dumbass. :D
Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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Sorry you hurt yourself, but I have to say... this made me laugh. :D




I've been laughing about it all day. It does still hurt though, and there's a big red stripe across the "Darth Vader's helmet" area.


Ouchie!!!

Dumbass. :D


I was gonna say Stupid Fucker, but you can't do that on here. Spence said so. :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Don't feel so bad. TrophyHusband did a number to his balls once when he tried to wax them. Stupid has company! ;)

(Hope you heal quickly!)

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Don't feel so bad. TrophyHusband did a number to his balls once when he tried to wax them. Stupid has company! ;)



Ah, is that where your "your scrotum is quite nice" quote came from??? :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Ah, is that where your "your scrotum is quite nice" quote came from???



Yeah. I think I offended him with my original comment about how his balls looked after he took off a layer of skin. I had to make up for it. :ph34r:
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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