bigway 4 #26 October 26, 2006 perfectly good plane, never been built .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGirlWonder 0 #27 October 26, 2006 He jumped sunset. She stayed after... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #28 October 26, 2006 Quote"Extra anus kills four-legged chick" Saw title. Laughed my ass off. "Churches' : more assholes than The Colonel." Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #29 October 26, 2006 Variation on a theme; The Aristocrats!quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #30 October 26, 2006 Smile. Laugh. Love. Cry. Enjoy. LIFE!. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #31 October 26, 2006 Loved a woman; and She left. how is that 4 a 6 wrd stry?"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #32 October 26, 2006 Road less taken. Lost the trail. I'll jump just once. Changed forever. "So long". She left. He wept. Not one I wrote, but very poignant: All her life, half a house. And, of course: I came, I saw, I conquered Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #33 October 26, 2006 QuoteWired Magazine has a cool story where they asked authors to create six word stories along the lines of Hemingway's six word story ("For sale: baby shoes, never worn.") Here's some of my favorites: Failed SAT. Lost scholarship. Invented rocket. - William Shatner Gown removed carelessly. Head, less so. - Joss Whedon Automobile warranty expires. So does engine. - Stan Lee Longed for him. Got him. Shit. - Margaret Atwood His penis snapped off; he’s pregnant! - Rudy Rucker Easy. Just touch the match to - Ursula K. Le Guin Seems like the Bonfire denizens could come up with some fun ones ... here's a start: Why cutaway? It's only line twists. I just planned to jump once. Here, hold my beer. Watch this! Loved once, Sister died... heart broken. Where's my bag of jelly beans?"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #34 October 27, 2006 Of course the true beauty of the original ""For sale: baby shoes, never worn." is that it tells a story. Not a complete story by any means, but from the words you know FAR more of the story than JUST the words, but of course, not much more. You know that somebody was expecting a baby to wear some shoes and that for some reason the baby never wore the shoes. You can almost think this is because the baby died before learning to walk or perhaps that the baby was lost at birth or maybe the mother died before giving birth to the child. Of course it's just as possible that there was a friend that had intented on giving the shoes to the mother as a present and for some reason decided not to. Maybe they parted ways for some reason. I think a far more interesting competition would be to make up a story as to why the shoes are for sale.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGirlWonder 0 #35 October 27, 2006 He doesnt know shes a man Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #36 October 27, 2006 sex fiend can't think about gender"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #37 October 27, 2006 I saw a turd; I posted pics. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #38 October 27, 2006 Happy feet, grass kissing bare soles Tiny toes, wriggle free, unconfined happiness Shoes not needed, Dancing on Air **** IUFD. Four devastating letters. Painful loss. Empty arms. No solace. The loss. No happy memories. Only shattered dreams. Still to be born. No life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
groundrush134 0 #39 October 27, 2006 This one time, at band camp~~~> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #40 October 27, 2006 Objects appear closer then they are. My dick's huge. Magnifying glasses rock. speaking of morons. Hello Mister President.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quack 0 #41 October 27, 2006 QuoteOf course the true beauty of the original ""For sale: baby shoes, never worn." is that it tells a story. Not a complete story by any means, but from the words you know FAR more of the story than JUST the words, but of course, not much more. You know that somebody was expecting a baby to wear some shoes and that for some reason the baby never wore the shoes. You can almost think this is because the baby died before learning to walk or perhaps that the baby was lost at birth or maybe the mother died before giving birth to the child. Of course it's just as possible that there was a friend that had intented on giving the shoes to the mother as a present and for some reason decided not to. Maybe they parted ways for some reason. I think a far more interesting competition would be to make up a story as to why the shoes are for sale. WalMart has sale. Lost shoe receipt. But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is the good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. - Serge A. Storms Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #42 October 27, 2006 Went to Dublin Boogie, It ROCKED!!!! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #43 October 27, 2006 He said no. I'll miss him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #44 October 27, 2006 QuoteHe said no. I'll miss him. She's married, The best always taken. Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stiffler 0 #45 October 27, 2006 distended pissflaps dripping on my face Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #46 October 27, 2006 He loved her. I loved him. He dumped me. I moved on. He loves me. I don't care. He is sad. I am happy. He still calls. I don't answer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stiffler 0 #47 October 27, 2006 QuoteHe loved her. I loved him. He dumped me. I moved on. He loves me. I don't care. He is sad. I am happy. He still calls. I don't answer. who is that? stevie wonder perhaps? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #48 October 27, 2006 It's your mother, you dumb ass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmilingPhoenix 0 #49 October 27, 2006 QuoteThis one time, at band camp Her poetic words made me quiver.Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stiffler 0 #50 October 27, 2006 QuoteIt's your mother. three words short, you daft cow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
