futuredivot 0 #26 July 14, 2008 I'm not sure that I've ever seen someone go so far out of their league so fastYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #27 July 14, 2008 You're out of luck. You're such a sweet, lovely young lady that anyone you approached would fall head over heels for you and then you'll end up with the relationship strings. I'd recommend celibacy.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #28 July 14, 2008 QuoteI'm not sure that I've ever seen someone go so far out of their league so fast See I don't think of myself as having a league. I'll hit on ugly chicks and hot chicks... it hasn't worked on a hot chick yet but at least I try. edited to add: That was pretty funny though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #29 July 14, 2008 Quote Pretty much...just pretend to be semi drunk... For blondes, "I am soooo drunk..." For brunettes, "I SAID, I am soooo drunk..." For redheads, "Huh, the brunette just left..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #30 July 14, 2008 Son, take from the old man that's been there-go ugly early and drink them pretty. It's cheaperYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #31 July 14, 2008 I wanna have sex with at least 1 hot chick before I die. That prospect isn't looking so great though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #32 July 14, 2008 Quote You're out of luck. You're such a sweet, lovely young lady that anyone you approached would fall head over heels for you and then you'll end up with the relationship strings. I'd recommend celibacy. Aww thanks hun, the approach is the scary thing. Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #33 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote Pretty much...just pretend to be semi drunk... For blondes, "I am soooo drunk..." For brunettes, "I SAID, I am soooo drunk..." For redheads, "NEXT!!!!" Fixed.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #34 July 14, 2008 Quote Don't tempt me, an entire year without sex might cause me to jump through some crazy hoops. Your problem is the "Catch 22" a guy gets caught in when they aren't getting any. A wise man once told me: "Nobody wants someone that no one else wants." When you are on a dry spell, chicks see you alone with that hungry gleam in your eye, so they know know one else is jumping you, and keep you at arms length. If they see a satiated look in your eye, they know someone has been jumping you, and then they will try to get you for themselves. The trick is to fool them into thinking the situation is the latter, when it is really the former."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #35 July 14, 2008 Good point.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #36 July 14, 2008 I doubt you'll get turned down. I've never even turned down ugly chicks, and your just plain hot. I was visiting my friend at college, and this girl I never really met, just saw in an elevator earlier that day just came up to me and asked if I wanted to have sex. I said yes. It should be just that easy for you. Those were the words she used too "do you wanna have sex?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #37 July 14, 2008 That goes right back to my post in the other thread: Women *know* if they'll be having sex ... men just *hope* they will!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #38 July 14, 2008 Quote I wanna have sex with at least 1 hot chick before I die. That prospect isn't looking so great though. Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #39 July 14, 2008 "Want to hang out in my camper?" "Can I hang out in your camper?" Female: "I want to get drunk but have no place to sleep." Male: " I got a camper out back." (seen it used, but dont know if it worked) Male: "Im wasted, can I come over?" (tested and worked) Female: "Im wasted, can you come over?" (tested and works) Female: "Yes." (if it dont work, you didnt say it right) Female: "If I take you home can you be gone before my son gets up?" (it works) Male: "I cant, I'm Married." Woman: "That's ok, I am too." Male: "Ok." I saw that one when one of my customers had too much to drink on a business trip. Yes, she went home with him. Then the famous line: "Kiss me I'm shitfaced!" Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #40 July 14, 2008 im in boca tonight before i leave to go to san diego, just Pm me and we can practice the entire routine ;)JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #41 July 14, 2008 QuoteThat goes right back to my post in the other thread: Women *know* if they'll be having sex ... men just *hope* they will!! I know when I won't be having sex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #42 July 14, 2008 We can pitch in to get you a hooker. Thenk you KNOW you are going to get laid. hehehehheheheBest Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #43 July 14, 2008 Quote im in boca tonight before i leave to go to san diego, just Pm me and we can practice the entire routine ;) well damn tonight is not good, going to play Unreal Tournament 3 tonight. Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #44 July 14, 2008 Hookers are good. But right now I'm tossing around the idea of starting a porn site. That way I get to have sex AND make money doing it. Thank god for still being young and naive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #45 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote im in boca tonight before i leave to go to san diego, just Pm me and we can practice the entire routine ;) well damn tonight is not good, going to play Unreal Tournament 3 tonight. UT3, seriously? will you marry me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #46 July 14, 2008 Quote We can pitch in to get you a hooker. Thenk you KNOW you are going to get laid. hehehehhehehe "Sorry, not on the first date..." "DOH!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aardvarkeater 0 #47 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote im in boca tonight before i leave to go to san diego, just Pm me and we can practice the entire routine ;) well damn tonight is not good, going to play Unreal Tournament 3 tonight. Damm, and here all I have is Halo 3. Who's up for Uno?Muff Brother #4026 Loco Zapatos Rodriguez SCR #14793 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #48 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote Quote im in boca tonight before i leave to go to san diego, just Pm me and we can practice the entire routine ;) well damn tonight is not good, going to play Unreal Tournament 3 tonight. UT3, seriously? will you marry me? I love my xbox and video games.Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #49 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote im in boca tonight before i leave to go to san diego, just Pm me and we can practice the entire routine ;) well damn tonight is not good, going to play Unreal Tournament 3 tonight. Is that the geekette version of "I'm washing my hair / I'm doing my nails tonight"? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #50 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote Quote im in boca tonight before i leave to go to san diego, just Pm me and we can practice the entire routine ;) well damn tonight is not good, going to play Unreal Tournament 3 tonight. Damm, and here all I have is Halo 3. Who's up for Uno? I sent you a message asking if you got the game. Just go rent it and we can play tonightBreathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
