lilDevil 2 #1 June 26, 2008 JUST WHEN YOU THINK U'VE HEARD THE 'BEST BLONDE JOKE' EVER, ALONG COMES ONE LIKE THIS. A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, 'I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?' The blonde said, 'I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.' The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?' The blonde said, 'No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my face'.``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #2 June 26, 2008 Show us your boobs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 June 26, 2008 Quote Show us your boobs. She wants to see yours first.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #4 June 26, 2008 ya havnt a chance in hell of ever seeing my boobies ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #5 June 26, 2008 See ya in heaven, Baby. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 June 26, 2008 Quote really???? WOW - thanks for the PM LilDevil - you ARE a hottie.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #8 June 26, 2008 Liar liar shell on fire. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #9 June 26, 2008 Pretty funny, but I miss the part where its friday.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 851 #10 June 26, 2008 just like real estate... location, location, location! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #11 June 26, 2008 loved it! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
