simplyputsi 0 #76 June 20, 2008 Fill bath tub with water repeatedly dunk her head in it holding it under just to the point that she needs to breathe. Let her get a brief breath, repeat. that or buttsecks. Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #77 June 20, 2008 QuoteFill bath tub with water repeatedly dunk her head in it holding it under just to the point that she needs to breathe. Let her get a brief breath, repeat. I'm surprised you would suggest physical abuse like that, Paul.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #78 June 20, 2008 Quote Quote Fill bath tub with water repeatedly dunk her head in it holding it under just to the point that she needs to breathe. Let her get a brief breath, repeat. I'm surprised you would suggest physical abuse like that, Paul. That isn't abuse, it's tough love.If anyone thought one word of my post was serious, well umm yeah lighten up.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #79 June 20, 2008 cut away. there has been a lack of character shown by both parties involved in the "hook up". she doesn't show much respect to the relationship you two had been building. he didn't show any respect for the relationship he knew you two are/ were in.diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #80 June 20, 2008 Drop her and move on. Sorry if it sounds harsh but she is obviously not interested in you enough and does not have enough class to keep from jumping on some dude she just...ran into. It doesn't matter what you've established with each other, whether or not you've made rules, or what your history is with each other; you should realize that THERE IS NOT ENOUGH SHARED INTEREST TO PURSUE THIS RELATIONSHIP. Oh, and the dude is a douche-bag. Who is he anyway? Was this at the DZ that both of you jump at?"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #81 June 20, 2008 Actually after much consideration and thought on this subject... What you should really do is: Bring her Skydive the Farm. If she is cute, Introduce her to me, I will be your friend too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #82 June 20, 2008 QuoteQuoteFill bath tub with water repeatedly dunk her head in it holding it under just to the point that she needs to breathe. Let her get a brief breath, repeat. I'm surprised you would suggest physical abuse like that, Paul. Whoa, now you hold on RIGHT THERE. Water boarding has NOT been categorized as physical abuse by the United States government. You need to retract that statement."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #83 June 20, 2008 I thought people got beat up there for such behavior... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #84 June 20, 2008 QuoteAntoinette Lilly: Have you ever been married? Bronco Billy McCoy: Sure. A long time ago. Antoinette Lilly: Did you love her? Bronco Billy McCoy: With all my heart. Sometimes that just isn't enough. Antoinette Lilly: What happened? Bronco Billy McCoy: I caught her in bed with my best friend. Antoinette Lilly: What did you do to him? Bronco Billy McCoy: I shot her. Antoinette Lilly: What! What about him? Bronco Billy McCoy: He was my best friend! "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #85 June 20, 2008 QuoteRevenge can be sweet and all . . . In practical jokes and water balloon fights, yes, revenge is sweet. But in situations like this, revenge is just stupid. If I feel like someone is treating me like crap, and that it's not likely to change, I just want to get that person out of my life. I wouldn't want to waste any more of my time and energy trying to get revenge on them. It is much more empowering to just walk away and leave them with their own conscience to deal with. (I'm not suggesting that's what okie should do, since I don't know enough about what happened to have an opinion about what he should do.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #86 June 20, 2008 If she is REALLY hot the sometimes the Ass Kicking you get is worth the Ass Kissing you got.(Anyone that takes ANYTHING posted in this thread seriously really needs to lighten up. All Stupid answers to a Ridiculous Question) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #87 June 20, 2008 Quote A swinging lifestyle has no trust in it either! A swinging lifestyle is just as likely to have trust in it as a non-swinging lifestyle is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #88 June 20, 2008 Before you break it off Fuck her in the ass and post pics. You shaid that this occured at a boogie, so are the two of them regular posters here?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #89 June 20, 2008 Quote If I feel like someone is treating me like crap, and that it's not likely to change, I just want to get that person out of my life. I wouldn't want to waste any more of my time and energy trying to get revenge on them. It is much more empowering to just walk away and leave them with their own conscience to deal with. But what if the sex is really, REALLY good?In that case you might want to at least string them along until you find a good replacement."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #90 June 20, 2008 Quote Actually after much consideration and thought on this subject... What you should really do is: Bring her Skydive the Farm. If she is cute, Introduce her to me, I will be your friend too. This is the best possible solution. J- If I break if off with a chick I will send her to you. What about if I break it off with a guy?Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #91 June 20, 2008 Quote (Anyone that takes ANYTHING posted in this thread seriously really needs to lighten up. All Stupid answers to a Ridiculous Question) Now Jay, lets look at how complicated this actually is. We know there are 3 clothed people at a dropzone and it is night time. 2 of these people are dating. The female member of the 2 that are dating decides hey i'm going to go get lost for a bit. She wanders off away from boyfriend. Did she just slip away silently? What was said to dismiss herself? Now comes guy 3 into picture. He must have randomly ran into girl as she was wandering off, lost of course. He probably was trying to help her find her way back when he himself got lost with her. Now being lost can be a very tragic thing. One can only imagine the horrible thoughts that went through both his and her mind. So, they decide hey I know, you take off your clothes and I'll take off mine, or something like that, and then we can just have sex. I mean they might as well as they could be lost forever and who doesn't say hey lets have sex cause we are lost. I think this is just one big misunderstanding. What other choice did two lost people have but to have sex? It's quit possible while being lost, in the dark, that she slipped and landed on his wang, but of course that would have to mean they were wandering around nakee in the dark. There is way more to this story than we'll ever know. Therefore all answers should not be taken lightly and the initial question is far more complicated than at first believed and must require immense attention.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #92 June 20, 2008 Quote But what if the sex is really, REALLY good?In that case you might want to at least string them along until you find a good replacement. Hmm.... Well, if the sex is THAT good, then they can treat me however they want to. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 798 #93 June 20, 2008 Long term, I disagree. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #94 June 20, 2008 Quote Long term, I disagree. Well then I guess we'll just have to disagree on that one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davidhb63 0 #95 June 20, 2008 I agree that neither is his friend. Unfortunately I have experienced both sides on this issue due to rather poor judegement. Some relationships can heal and actually become stronger but most become a toxic mess. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #96 June 20, 2008 QuoteDo to him what a disgruntled husband did to a jumper i know.. .. the jumper *a manwhore* was sleeping with the newer, married jumper. Her husband found out, took her rig to the dz, tried fighting the guy, then threw her rig on the ground, poured flamible liquid on it, and set it on fire. I applaud that husband, except for the fact he lit it on fire near the gas truck. Rather than do that, sell really super cheap or give her rig away to an up and coming extremely nice jumper. Then she either has to buy it back or watch them jumping it.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #97 June 20, 2008 yea, why waste a perfectly good rig!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #98 June 20, 2008 Quote This is the best possible solution. J- If I break if off with a chick I will send her to you. What about if I break it off with a guy? You know, Jay can NEVER have enough guys being a "wing man"! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #99 June 20, 2008 Quote Do to him what a disgruntled husband did to a jumper i know.. .. the jumper *a manwhore* was sleeping with the newer, married jumper. Her husband found out, took her rig to the dz, tried fighting the guy, then threw her rig on the ground, poured flamible liquid on it, and set it on fire. I applaud that husband, except for the fact he lit it on fire near the gas truck. I remember that day. It wasn't a very mature thing to do in my opinion. Shoot, he could have given it to me. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #100 June 20, 2008 Quote Quote Do to him what a disgruntled husband did to a jumper i know.. .. the jumper *a manwhore* was sleeping with the newer, married jumper. Her husband found out, took her rig to the dz, tried fighting the guy, then threw her rig on the ground, poured flamible liquid on it, and set it on fire. I applaud that husband, except for the fact he lit it on fire near the gas truck. I remember that day. It wasn't a very mature thing to do in my opinion. Shoot, he could have given it to me. Exactly. Constant reminders can be worse in the long run than big moments... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites