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What would you do with a cheating girlfriend?

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Fill bath tub with water
repeatedly dunk her head in it holding it under just to the point that she needs to breathe.
Let her get a brief breath, repeat.



I'm surprised you would suggest physical abuse like that, Paul.
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Fill bath tub with water
repeatedly dunk her head in it holding it under just to the point that she needs to breathe.
Let her get a brief breath, repeat.



I'm surprised you would suggest physical abuse like that, Paul.


That isn't abuse, it's tough love.[:/]

If anyone thought one word of my post was serious, well umm yeah lighten up.
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cut away. there has been a lack of character shown by both parties involved in the "hook up".

she doesn't show much respect to the relationship you two had been building.

he didn't show any respect for the relationship he knew you two are/ were in.
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Drop her and move on. Sorry if it sounds harsh but she is obviously not interested in you enough and does not have enough class to keep from jumping on some dude she just...ran into. It doesn't matter what you've established with each other, whether or not you've made rules, or what your history is with each other; you should realize that THERE IS NOT ENOUGH SHARED INTEREST TO PURSUE THIS RELATIONSHIP.

Oh, and the dude is a douche-bag. Who is he anyway? Was this at the DZ that both of you jump at?
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Fill bath tub with water
repeatedly dunk her head in it holding it under just to the point that she needs to breathe.
Let her get a brief breath, repeat.



I'm surprised you would suggest physical abuse like that, Paul.



Whoa, now you hold on RIGHT THERE. Water boarding has NOT been categorized as physical abuse by the United States government. You need to retract that statement.
"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

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Antoinette Lilly: Have you ever been married?
Bronco Billy McCoy: Sure. A long time ago.
Antoinette Lilly: Did you love her?
Bronco Billy McCoy: With all my heart. Sometimes that just isn't enough.
Antoinette Lilly: What happened?
Bronco Billy McCoy: I caught her in bed with my best friend.
Antoinette Lilly: What did you do to him?
Bronco Billy McCoy: I shot her.
Antoinette Lilly: What! What about him?
Bronco Billy McCoy: He was my best friend!


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Revenge can be sweet and all . . .



In practical jokes and water balloon fights, yes, revenge is sweet. But in situations like this, revenge is just stupid.

If I feel like someone is treating me like crap, and that it's not likely to change, I just want to get that person out of my life. I wouldn't want to waste any more of my time and energy trying to get revenge on them. It is much more empowering to just walk away and leave them with their own conscience to deal with.

(I'm not suggesting that's what okie should do, since I don't know enough about what happened to have an opinion about what he should do.)

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If I feel like someone is treating me like crap, and that it's not likely to change, I just want to get that person out of my life. I wouldn't want to waste any more of my time and energy trying to get revenge on them. It is much more empowering to just walk away and leave them with their own conscience to deal with.



But what if the sex is really, REALLY good?[:/]
In that case you might want to at least string them along until you find a good replacement.>:(
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Actually after much consideration and thought on this subject...

What you should really do is:
Bring her Skydive the Farm. If she is cute, Introduce her to me, I will be your friend too.:D:D




This is the best possible solution. J- If I break if off with a chick I will send her to you.

What about if I break it off with a guy?
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(Anyone that takes ANYTHING posted in this thread seriously really needs to lighten up. All Stupid answers to a Ridiculous Question)



Now Jay, lets look at how complicated this actually is.
We know there are 3 clothed people at a dropzone and it is night time. 2 of these people are dating. The female member of the 2 that are dating decides hey i'm going to go get lost for a bit. She wanders off away from boyfriend. Did she just slip away silently? What was said to dismiss herself?

Now comes guy 3 into picture. He must have randomly ran into girl as she was wandering off, lost of course. He probably was trying to help her find her way back when he himself got lost with her.
Now being lost can be a very tragic thing. One can only imagine the horrible thoughts that went through both his and her mind. So, they decide hey I know, you take off your clothes and I'll take off mine, or something like that, and then we can just have sex. I mean they might as well as they could be lost forever and who doesn't say hey lets have sex cause we are lost.

I think this is just one big misunderstanding. What other choice did two lost people have but to have sex? It's quit possible while being lost, in the dark, that she slipped and landed on his wang, but of course that would have to mean they were wandering around nakee in the dark.

There is way more to this story than we'll ever know. Therefore all answers should not be taken lightly and the initial question is far more complicated than at first believed and must require immense attention.
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Do to him what a disgruntled husband did to a jumper i know.. .. the jumper *a manwhore* was sleeping with the newer, married jumper. Her husband found out, took her rig to the dz, tried fighting the guy, then threw her rig on the ground, poured flamible liquid on it, and set it on fire.

I applaud that husband, except for the fact he lit it on fire near the gas truck.



Rather than do that, sell really super cheap or give her rig away to an up and coming extremely nice jumper. Then she either has to buy it back or watch them jumping it.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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This is the best possible solution. J- If I break if off with a chick I will send her to you.

What about if I break it off with a guy?




You know, Jay can NEVER have enough guys being a "wing man"! :ph34r::ph34r:

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Do to him what a disgruntled husband did to a jumper i know.. .. the jumper *a manwhore* was sleeping with the newer, married jumper. Her husband found out, took her rig to the dz, tried fighting the guy, then threw her rig on the ground, poured flamible liquid on it, and set it on fire.

I applaud that husband, except for the fact he lit it on fire near the gas truck.



I remember that day. It wasn't a very mature thing to do in my opinion. Shoot, he could have given it to me. ;)
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Do to him what a disgruntled husband did to a jumper i know.. .. the jumper *a manwhore* was sleeping with the newer, married jumper. Her husband found out, took her rig to the dz, tried fighting the guy, then threw her rig on the ground, poured flamible liquid on it, and set it on fire.

I applaud that husband, except for the fact he lit it on fire near the gas truck.



I remember that day. It wasn't a very mature thing to do in my opinion. Shoot, he could have given it to me. ;)


Exactly. Constant reminders can be worse in the long run than big moments... :)
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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