Slappie 9 #1 June 20, 2008 I don't care what color you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you've fucked. I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you. From right here in Toronto right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally. Every. Single. Last. One. Of. You. Fuck love. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction. Fuck lust, too. Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving the little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to the sniveling of the desperate 'nice guys' who never get the girl due to a total lack of testosterone grown stones. Fuck you all, from the crazy, under dressed sluts that judge a persons character by the price of their shirt, right down to the fat, flabby chicks that think personality is enough. Fuck you drivers, for thinking that a yellow light is a sign that says 'step on the gas'. Fuck you wheelmen and women that think it's okay to sit in a left hand turn in the middle of morning traffic, even though there is a protected left in the intersections before and after where you need to make your turn. Fuck you too cyclists - you're not exempt from the traffic laws just because your peddling, you miserable spandex covered neon reflective fucks. Fuck you too, pedestrians. Use the fucking crosswalk if you don't want to get hit, and use it before the little countdown clock says '3'. You don't have enough goddamn time to lope across four lanes of traffic. Fuck you chick on your cellphone. Fuck you attitude packed minimum-wager that makes my coffee. Fuck you cops that spend all their time handing out speeding tickets. Fuck you douche bag doing ten over the limit in the passing lane on the highway. Fuck you lady using exact change at the counter at the grocery store. Fuck you kids having a conversation in the doorway. And fuck you also for not getting the fuck out of your designated handicapped seat when a pregnant or elderly person gets on the fucking bus. Fuck taxes. Fuck welfare. Fuck the whole selfish, over politicized and party driven government system. I'm sick and fucking tired of policies and new laws with seven hundred bylaws that nobody but you and your cabinet reads. Fuck you councilors and your stupid 'district improvement' plans. Fuck you unions, for asking for so much and giving nothing more that what you already give. Fuck the whole process that allows people who are supposed to be working for us work for interests that only benefit the next campaign. Fuck your short-sightedness, your rush to the bandwagons, and your incessant arguing over fuck all. Fuck the parties, fuck the conventions, and fuck your campaigns. Do some real fucking work for a change. Fuck you bottles of water. You're water. You're not worth two fucking dollars. Fuck you trendsetters, fuck you fashionistas. Fuck your little dogs and and your idiotic outfits. Fuck your high heels in the snow. Fuck your five dollar coffees and your fifteen dollar veggie burgers. Fuck your health kick, your diet or your fucking new interest in kickboxing or sushi. Fuck your culture. Fuck your race. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of uniqueness. Fuck you all for the belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute. Fuck you for filling the internet with your useless garbage. Fuck your blogs, your wikis, your forums. Fuck your name calling. And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It's all wrong. Fuck it. Fuck your complaints. Fuck your addictions. Fuck your dependencies. Fuck your pain. Fuck your tears. Fuck selling whatever it is you sell. Fuck your manipulation of others. Fuck movies. Fuck fucking. Fuck everything you own. Fuck your allergies. Fuck your stupid commons sense. Fuck your spelling and fuck your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable. I don't give a fuck. Shut the fuck up and just get on with it. *disclaimer* I didn't write it, but since we're having such a love fest this afternoon I figured it fit the mood. Original here "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #2 June 20, 2008 To Summarize: Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck!!Have a nice Day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #4 June 20, 2008 Why thank you slaphappie! I've seen this before but tis a nice reminder. LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #5 June 20, 2008 You know - if you weren't searching for fluff like this all the damn time, you could have done a search and seen that it was already posted - ya fucker!!! How've ya been, man? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #6 June 20, 2008 I'm having a fucking fanfuckingtabulous Friday afternoon! Thanks for fucking asking! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iamsam 0 #7 June 20, 2008 Love you too xbut what do I know Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #8 June 20, 2008 I love craigslist and you did an amazing job copying it and making that look realistic (love the bottles of water) - but some of the comments in this thread are very nauseating. I work with fuckers all day... and it sickens me to see and deal with was some people truly consider acceptable. I appreciate dark humor... but not when I put a REAL face to those fuckers. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
novacaine 0 #9 June 20, 2008 Whole Shit... this kind of sounded like the conversation my boss had with me. Right up to the point where he fired my ass.Though still put a smile on my face! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #10 June 20, 2008 I'd rather be a fucker than a wanker. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #11 June 20, 2008 Quote I love craigslist and you did an amazing job copying it and making that look realistic (love the bottles of water) - but some of the comments in this thread are very nauseating. I work with fuckers all day... and it sickens me to see and deal with was some people truly consider acceptable. I appreciate dark humor... but not when I put a REAL face to those fuckers. Grow a fucking spine you pansyass! Do I look like I give a fuck? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #12 June 20, 2008 Quote I love craigslist and you did an amazing job copying it and making that look realistic (love the bottles of water) - but some of the comments in this thread are very nauseating. I work with fuckers all day... and it sickens me to see and deal with was some people truly consider acceptable. I appreciate dark humor... but not when I put a REAL face to those fuckers. You want dark humor? I was seriously toying with the idea of posting a link to that pic in the "What to do about cheating girlfiend" thread. But yeah fuck everyone. Its fucking Friday, I'm fucking happy, and I'm gonna go have some fucking beer after work.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #13 June 21, 2008 Quote Quote I love craigslist and you did an amazing job copying it and making that look realistic (love the bottles of water) - but some of the comments in this thread are very nauseating. I work with fuckers all day... and it sickens me to see and deal with was some people truly consider acceptable. I appreciate dark humor... but not when I put a REAL face to those fuckers. You want dark humor? I was seriously toying with the idea of posting a link to that pic in the "What to do about cheating girlfiend" thread. But yeah fuck everyone. Its fucking Friday, I'm fucking happy, and I'm gonna go have some fucking beer after work. dont go fucking driving after that!“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #14 June 21, 2008 repostDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #15 June 21, 2008 Quote I'd rather be a fucker than a wanker. Wanking is so much easier, though.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #16 June 21, 2008 Quote Quote I'd rather be a fucker than a wanker. Wanking is so much easier, though. OMG this thread is full off tossers ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #17 June 21, 2008 Hooray. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #18 June 22, 2008 Quote repost Well doh! Your just a bundle of genius aren't you "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #19 June 22, 2008 Drama queen (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #20 June 22, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I'd rather be a fucker than a wanker. Wanking is so much easier, though. OMG this thread is full off tossers Wankers? Tossers? ROFL. No wonder you Brits need us to win your wars. Except the Falklands. And that was mostly against sheep. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #21 June 22, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote I'd rather be a fucker than a wanker. Wanking is so much easier, though. OMG this thread is full off tossers Wankers? Tossers? ROFL. No wonder you Brits need us to win your wars. Except the Falklands. And that was mostly against sheep. Hey no pomme bashing some of us got out as soon as we could New Telephone Greeting for the UK and AU 'GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA ' 'Press '1' if you speak English.' 'Press ''2'' to disconnect until you can``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
