My work is Shit - literally

[bluepill 0]

If you think your job is crap, try sitting in my chair for the next few weeks…
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One of my jobs is to test system interfaces.

I kid you not, but the piece of work I have been assigned today has been abbreviated to:

System H Interface Testing. (S.H.I.T)

I have been asked to produce/arrange the following.

A S.H.I.T. Plan;
A S.H.I.T. execution schedule;
A S.H.I.T. defect management plan;
S.H.I.T. defect resolution service level agreements;
Weekly S.H.I.T progress meetings;
S.H.I.T. acceptance criteria;
A S.H.I.T. handover session;
And finally…A post S.H.I.T review to improve efficiency of any future S.H.I.T.

I also have an IT team in London who want to integrate my S.H.I.T. with theirs!

BP

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[mamajumps 0]

That made me giggle this morning which is fantastic given my day yesterday!

[chris-b 0]

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And finally…A post S.H.I.T review to improve efficiency of any future S.H.I.T.

I also have an IT team in London who want to integrate my S.H.I.T. with theirs!

BP

[Dumpster 0]

Wow - No shit! Sounds like some heavy shit to me, man. But I'm not an IT guy.
Hope you don't get too much shit form any one if you don't get your shit out on time. Good thing, this shit probably won't stink.

Easy Does It

[CoderHead 0]

My work is shit - figuratively. We've nicknamed our system "Hydra," because every time we fulfill one of the requirements, three more pop up. I hate I.T. work so much now that every time I go to my office I just want to slam my head into the wall.

Anybody know of a mattress tester job? I need to switch careers.

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
Freefall Express

[Bolas 5]

I've tried in the past to give projects long names that abbreviate well.

Couldn't get them to buy into P.O.S. even though I was careful to only call it by the full name.

Hmmm, maybe I'd have better luck with PITA.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
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