cloudseeker2001 0 #51 June 17, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Yes they are and why is that??????? Find some girl who is smart, great conversation, fun to be around, self-driven and goal-minded and they just suck in bed.........this is a huge problem that I have experienced in the last 4 years of being single..... Welcome to the real world.I actually read of a study done recently that determined less intelligent women were more uninhibited and adventurous in their sexual practices, and expressed higher satisfaction with their sex life than more intelligent women. THANK HEAVEN that there are exceptions. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That right Clint!!!!!!!! Keep them Dumb, Happy and Horny!!!!!!!!!!!! You just cannot go wrong!!!!!!!!!!! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #52 June 17, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Yes they are and why is that??????? Find some girl who is smart, great conversation, fun to be around, self-driven and goal-minded and they just suck in bed.........this is a huge problem that I have experienced in the last 4 years of being single..... Welcome to the real world.I actually read of a study done recently that determined less intelligent women were more uninhibited and adventurous in their sexual practices, and expressed higher satisfaction with their sex life than more intelligent women. THANK HEAVEN that there are exceptions. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That right Clint!!!!!!!! Keep them Dumb, Happy and Horny!!!!!!!!!!!! You just cannot go wrong!!!!!!!!!!! I refuse to comment further, as to not incriminate myself.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #53 June 17, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Yes they are and why is that??????? Find some girl who is smart, great conversation, fun to be around, self-driven and goal-minded and they just suck in bed.........this is a huge problem that I have experienced in the last 4 years of being single..... Welcome to the real world.I actually read of a study done recently that determined less intelligent women were more uninhibited and adventurous in their sexual practices, and expressed higher satisfaction with their sex life than more intelligent women. THANK HEAVEN that there are exceptions. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That right Clint!!!!!!!! Keep them Dumb, Happy and Horny!!!!!!!!!!!! You just cannot go wrong!!!!!!!!!!! I refuse to comment further, as to not incriminate myself. "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #54 June 17, 2008 QuoteI actually read of a study done recently that determined less intelligent women were more uninhibited and adventurous in their sexual practices, and expressed higher satisfaction with their sex life than more intelligent women. Its because we go back to the primitive....the way we were made as animals. Eat. Fuck. Conquer. Shit. Sleep.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #55 June 17, 2008 I think a woman's sanity is directly related to how many times her head has hit the head board. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #56 June 17, 2008 QuoteQuoteI actually read of a study done recently that determined less intelligent women were more uninhibited and adventurous in their sexual practices, and expressed higher satisfaction with their sex life than more intelligent women. Its because we go back to the primitive....the way we were made as animals. Eat. Fuck. Conquer. Shit. Sleep. Not the human race - women have always made the Men sammiches and brought beer to them.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #57 June 17, 2008 Man's sanity is directly related to how many times his head (the smaller one) comes in contact with my stilletto.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #58 June 17, 2008 QuoteMan's sanity is directly related to how many times his head (the smaller one) comes in contact with my stilletto. Not true . . . Man's sanity is derectly proportionate to the amout of punishment dealt out to those that use stillettos on the package.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #59 June 17, 2008 .. So do you like the padded head board i got us Honey? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #60 June 17, 2008 The problem I had with one was that I knew she was nuts, and just couldn't help it. She was another attorney that worked on my floor in LA - different firm, but I still stayed away. Then she was laid off. Okay, here's my opportunity. We were good friends, but things progressed. An attorney that I worked with (one of my best friends, actually) was up on things and then I finally admitted to him what happened. He asked how it was, and I told him, "Steve. You know she's a little nuts right?" He nodded and I said, "There's your answer." To which he laughed like hell because of his OWN experience with a nutso gal. He was the one who explained to me once that "She was fucking insane, but the sex was just too dang good." I had a bit of a history with slightly unstable women. When I started dating my current wife, my best friend asked me, "What's wrong with her?" As in seriously, what's her defect. I told her she had none that I knew of. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #61 June 17, 2008 Quote Quote I actually read of a study done recently that determined less intelligent women were more uninhibited and adventurous in their sexual practices, and expressed higher satisfaction with their sex life than more intelligent women. Its because we go back to the primitive....the way we were made as animals. Eat. Fuck. Conquer. Shit. Sleep. There finally found the sig line You grasshopper, are wise beyond your years Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kool-Aid 0 #62 June 17, 2008 Quote Quote I actually read of a study done recently that determined less intelligent women were more uninhibited and adventurous in their sexual practices, and expressed higher satisfaction with their sex life than more intelligent women. Its because we go back to the primitive....the way we were made as animals. Eat. Fuck. Conquer. Shit. Sleep. And not always in that order!Oh Yea!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #63 June 17, 2008 Hmmmm..... I like the theme about crazy bitches. I am fucking crazy- but I will never fake a pregnancy. THOSE bitches are crazy.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #64 June 17, 2008 Quote I like the theme about crazy bitches. Yes , but dont forget your civic duty and tax write off for the men they leave behind Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #65 June 17, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I actually read of a study done recently that determined less intelligent women were more uninhibited and adventurous in their sexual practices, and expressed higher satisfaction with their sex life than more intelligent women. Its because we go back to the primitive....the way we were made as animals. Eat. Fuck. Conquer. Shit. Sleep. And not always in that order! Just remember... when you're doing the Viking thing... it's Plunder, Pillage.... *THEN* Burn!!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #66 June 17, 2008 Quote Eat. Fuck. Conquer and Sleep. maybe in this order, eat conquer fuck sleep....... Im not conquering after I fuck, just too tired... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #67 June 17, 2008 Quote Quote Eat. Fuck. Conquer and Sleep. maybe in this order, eat conquer fuck sleep....... Im not conquering after I fuck, just too tired... The good ones do both at the same time sillySudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #68 June 17, 2008 Ooooh yes. GOOD THING YOU REMINDED ME! So- I am willing to propose to George W. Bush to grant me government funding to alleivate emotional distress for men after they dated a REALLY crazy woman. We can vote on DZ ho of the year to take the scarred men for a test drive-but its just for research purposes... I would offer my services to those males- but after they've hooked up with the REAL crazies....you don't know what you can catch from them. Men will endure a series of tests to their libidos and see if they can regain their normal everyday drive- with much needed stimulation. And nevermind that I will be video taping every case study for distribution at the local Adult Store. There has been this crazy troll running around who needs a date with my 15in strap on. And I'll sit on her ex's face. :) you tube anyone?Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #69 June 17, 2008 OMG thats just to much, I just laughed so hard Im shocked I didnt piss my pants...Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #70 June 17, 2008 Hi lisa....... How you doin? Well, eat fuck sleep then, if I fuck a lady then I consider her conquered, so if you throw conquer in there then I believe its referring to my evil plan to take over the world and that has to be after I eat! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #71 June 17, 2008 The rare but serious condition will be called "Pestiferous femme disorder" also known as PFD. This serious illness can be treated by utilizing my goverment funded treatment called "Amours Masculine Rejuvenation" Side effects include but are not limited to: *Extreme exaustion- *Difficulty wearing form fitting jeans *Excessive Drooling *Extenstive staring by the females at your pelvic area *Excessive High fives from males you haven't even met.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #72 June 17, 2008 Quoteso if you throw conquer in there then I believe its referring to my evil plan to take over the world and that has to be after I eat! Well when you are done conquering her have her bring you a sandwich...duhSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertimeunc 0 #73 June 17, 2008 You have no business with a Stiletto at 25 jumps The best things in life are dangerous. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #74 June 17, 2008 Quote The rare but serious condition will be called "Pestiferous femme disorder" also known as PFD. This serious illness can be treated by utilizing my goverment funded treatment called "Amours Masculine Rejuvenation" Side effects include but are not limited to: *Extreme exaustion- *Difficulty wearing form fitting jeans *Excessive Drooling *Extenstive staring by the females at your pelvic area *Excessive High fives from males you haven't even met. I take it you got the job , thats just hot Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #75 June 17, 2008 Quote Quote The rare but serious condition will be called "Pestiferous femme disorder" also known as PFD. This serious illness can be treated by utilizing my goverment funded treatment called "Amours Masculine Rejuvenation" Side effects include but are not limited to: *Extreme exaustion- *Difficulty wearing form fitting jeans *Excessive Drooling *Extenstive staring by the females at your pelvic area *Excessive High fives from males you haven't even met. I take it you got the job , thats just hot Does that mean she's gonna start charging us? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
