SuFantasma 0 #51 June 7, 2008 It's 5:00am in Charlotte ... the appropriate call for a skydiver is : BEER LIGHTY yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #52 June 7, 2008 I saw a van in Macon a while back.It was a mini van and I think it had a Skydive city sticker on it. I was not feeling very social and didn't know the people that got in it so I just let it go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #53 June 7, 2008 QuoteWhat should I have yelled at this dude at O'Hare? "Will these get me more altitude?"Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skiskyrock 0 #54 June 7, 2008 I ran into a guy form my FJC in Salt Lake City airport... and it turned out we were on the same flight. I suggested we dirt dive something in case the flight went horribly wrong. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
longtall 0 #55 June 7, 2008 HI-JACK !" 90 right, five miles then cut."---Pukin Buzzards Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #56 June 7, 2008 QuoteI hate to ask this, but who is Scott Lutz? I don't know who Scott Lutz is either.-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #57 June 7, 2008 QuoteQuoteI hate to ask this, but who is Scott Lutz? I don't know who Scott Lutz is either.Anybody who does know isn't gonna post the link for fear of beeing chastized...Do a search for Lutz in General or youtube. you can also find it on youtube under 'worst skydive ever'I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #58 June 7, 2008 QuoteQuoteQuoteI hate to ask this, but who is Scott Lutz? I don't know who Scott Lutz is either.Anybody who does know isn't gonna post the link for fear of beeing chastized...Do a search for Lutz in General or youtube. you can also find it on youtube under 'worst skydive ever' Chastized? Ah, I'll tkae the bullet. Scott Lutz is a FUCKING MORON. There. Now we can get back to Andrea's tits.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #59 June 7, 2008 Quote There. Now we can get back to Andrea's tits. lol...I didn't know today was my day, I thought it was someone else's. Do you guys just write this stuff to see if I actually read the posts? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #60 June 7, 2008 Isn't EVERY day a good day to talk about boobies?? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #61 June 8, 2008 What should I have yelled at this dude at O'Hare? Quote Kin I getta PIN CHECK? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites virgin-burner 1 #62 June 8, 2008 Quote Quote There. Now we can get back to Andrea's tits. lol...I didn't know today was my day, I thought it was someone else's. Do you guys just write this stuff to see if I actually read the posts? yea, thats it. now we want to see tiiddies! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billeisele 130 #63 June 9, 2008 Quote Quote What should I have yelled at this dude at O'Hare? PULL!!!! btw, seeing you're at Skyfest now, answer me this....Do you ever work? ltdiver last time I saw her she was working, working on launching the base for the womens South Carolina record attemptGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #64 June 9, 2008 Quote last time I saw her she was working, working on launching the base for the womens South Carolina record attempt Good answer, Bill, good answer. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mrwrong 0 #65 June 10, 2008 Why making it so complicated? The shortest prhase needed to get a skydiver's attention is CASE!!!!! But then you would have to buy him beer, when I think about it... It's a win - win situation “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites popsjumper 2 #66 June 10, 2008 Quote How about "Flair!" You must be a wrestler and talking about Rick Flair...skydivers flare canopies. Freakin' youngsters. Congrats on your SCR!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RoadRash 0 #67 June 10, 2008 Quote kick him in the nuts and run away giggling like a school girl Despite the fact that this is hilariously funny...I seriously doubt I would have the "nuts" to do it...oh, and I'm a girl....... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stratostar 5 #68 June 10, 2008 Well next time if their carrying a rig over the shoulder run after them screaming Hold it TSA, hold it TSA and when you catch um yank their reserve ripcord, oh sorry thought it was a bomb and run off.make sure your not wearing a skydiver shirt. you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #69 June 10, 2008 Quote How about "Flair!" How many pieces are required? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #70 June 10, 2008 I told all of you what the answer is. Now why would you change a fine tradition to something meaningless? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites denete 3 #71 June 10, 2008 You do NOT yell "pilot shoot pilot shoot pilot shoot!" ...unless you just want to meet a real-life sky marshall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites StreetScooby 5 #72 June 10, 2008 I guess you could fart loudly and yell DOOR! But, that would only be appropriate for guys. I liked warpedskydiver's suggestion best for girls We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DangerRoo 0 #73 June 11, 2008 this thread brought LOL tears to my eyes!! I'll have to admit that in reading the OP, I thought of DOOR!!!! but the "altitude", tracking the escalators and Lutz jokes were hilarious! nice work guys!! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flygirl1 0 #74 June 11, 2008 A similar thing happened to me on the road a couple weeks ago. I passed a green pick up truck with a USPA sticker and Velocity sports sticker on the back window on the 17/85 freeway interchange. His license plate was skydiving related too. I couldn't see his face but, I waved at him. If you are on here reading this green truck guy I was the blond girl in the red convertible waving at you. I also ran it to a Skydiver at the DMV of all places. It was funny cause he asked me why I was limping and I told him I broke my leg on a bad skydiving landing. It caught me off guard when he asked me what kind of canopy I was jumping Fly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #75 June 11, 2008 Quote It caught me off guard when he asked me what kind of canopy I was jumping That's awesome. At this point I don't even tell the whole truth to whuffos anymore (most of the time). Today when I was donating blood I was making small talk about weather with the phlebotomist and I was talking about how it was 100 degrees when I was in South Carolina and she asked me what I was doing there. I just said "Oh, hanging out with friends" because I didn't feel like getting into the "You're a skydiver?" discussion. Technically, it was a true statement. Just incomplete. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 3 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. 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virgin-burner 1 #62 June 8, 2008 Quote Quote There. Now we can get back to Andrea's tits. lol...I didn't know today was my day, I thought it was someone else's. Do you guys just write this stuff to see if I actually read the posts? yea, thats it. now we want to see tiiddies! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #63 June 9, 2008 Quote Quote What should I have yelled at this dude at O'Hare? PULL!!!! btw, seeing you're at Skyfest now, answer me this....Do you ever work? ltdiver last time I saw her she was working, working on launching the base for the womens South Carolina record attemptGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #64 June 9, 2008 Quote last time I saw her she was working, working on launching the base for the womens South Carolina record attempt Good answer, Bill, good answer. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #65 June 10, 2008 Why making it so complicated? The shortest prhase needed to get a skydiver's attention is CASE!!!!! But then you would have to buy him beer, when I think about it... It's a win - win situation “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #66 June 10, 2008 Quote How about "Flair!" You must be a wrestler and talking about Rick Flair...skydivers flare canopies. Freakin' youngsters. Congrats on your SCR!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #67 June 10, 2008 Quote kick him in the nuts and run away giggling like a school girl Despite the fact that this is hilariously funny...I seriously doubt I would have the "nuts" to do it...oh, and I'm a girl....... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stratostar 5 #68 June 10, 2008 Well next time if their carrying a rig over the shoulder run after them screaming Hold it TSA, hold it TSA and when you catch um yank their reserve ripcord, oh sorry thought it was a bomb and run off.make sure your not wearing a skydiver shirt. you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #69 June 10, 2008 Quote How about "Flair!" How many pieces are required? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #70 June 10, 2008 I told all of you what the answer is. Now why would you change a fine tradition to something meaningless? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denete 3 #71 June 10, 2008 You do NOT yell "pilot shoot pilot shoot pilot shoot!" ...unless you just want to meet a real-life sky marshall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #72 June 10, 2008 I guess you could fart loudly and yell DOOR! But, that would only be appropriate for guys. I liked warpedskydiver's suggestion best for girls We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #73 June 11, 2008 this thread brought LOL tears to my eyes!! I'll have to admit that in reading the OP, I thought of DOOR!!!! but the "altitude", tracking the escalators and Lutz jokes were hilarious! nice work guys!! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flygirl1 0 #74 June 11, 2008 A similar thing happened to me on the road a couple weeks ago. I passed a green pick up truck with a USPA sticker and Velocity sports sticker on the back window on the 17/85 freeway interchange. His license plate was skydiving related too. I couldn't see his face but, I waved at him. If you are on here reading this green truck guy I was the blond girl in the red convertible waving at you. I also ran it to a Skydiver at the DMV of all places. It was funny cause he asked me why I was limping and I told him I broke my leg on a bad skydiving landing. It caught me off guard when he asked me what kind of canopy I was jumping Fly like a girl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #75 June 11, 2008 Quote It caught me off guard when he asked me what kind of canopy I was jumping That's awesome. At this point I don't even tell the whole truth to whuffos anymore (most of the time). Today when I was donating blood I was making small talk about weather with the phlebotomist and I was talking about how it was 100 degrees when I was in South Carolina and she asked me what I was doing there. I just said "Oh, hanging out with friends" because I didn't feel like getting into the "You're a skydiver?" discussion. Technically, it was a true statement. Just incomplete. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
