New Yorker Caption Contest-skydiver

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http://www.cartoonbank.com/CapContest/CaptionContest.aspx?affiliate=ny-caption

Self explanatory

[Leapinglizardto 0]

Ernie. met at the christmas party last yr. remember the champagne. U gave me your # & addr. you said "drop-in anytime"

It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

[AggieDave 6]

"My name is Dan Cooper, I'll give you a $20 if I can use your phone..."

At least that's what I submitted.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[ntrprnr 0]

The lessons, the gear, and the jump ticket were still cheaper than filling up the tank for the commute home.

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[Leapinglizardto 0]

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The lessons, the gear, and the jump ticket were still cheaper than filling up the tank for the commute home.

funny & yet painfully true.

It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

[DJL 235]

"Technically it's not flying and we prefer that you'd call us "Police Officers" but I do need to use your phone."

"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

[kschilk 0]

Yeah....and no in-flight movie or peanuts, either!

"T'was ever thus."

[MikeJD 0]

"Hi, I just moved in next door. I was wondering if I could borrow a pair of leg straps."

[coconutmonkey 0]

"...and you don't even want to know where they put my checked baggage..."

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