RoadRash 0 #176 May 6, 2008 Quote My candle is always ready, all you have to do is light it... GO ON, LIGHT HIM ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R....WoW...this is good...sh*t...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #177 May 6, 2008 Quote Quote My candle is always ready, all you have to do is light it... GO ON, LIGHT HIM ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~R+R....WoW...this is good...sh*t... Exhibitionists are so entertaining... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #178 May 6, 2008 Hey put that lighter fluid down....... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #179 May 6, 2008 Quote Exhibitionists are so entertaining... You, of all people, should not be talking, bolas! "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #180 May 6, 2008 Quote Quote Exhibitionists are so entertaining... You, of all people, should not be talking, bolas! I never said I wasn't... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #181 May 15, 2008 You will be my slave and fulfill my every wish......http://youtube.com/watch?v=7fTbFS4eIps Now go make me a sammich!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #182 May 15, 2008 Quote You will be my slave and fulfill my every wish......http://youtube.com/watch?v=7fTbFS4eIps Now go make me a sammich!! Talkin' to yourself? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #183 May 15, 2008 Quote Quote You will be my slave and fulfill my every wish......http://youtube.com/watch?v=7fTbFS4eIps Now go make me a sammich!! Talkin' to yourself? So what else is new.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #184 May 15, 2008 Quote Quote Quote You will be my slave and fulfill my every wish......http://youtube.com/watch?v=7fTbFS4eIps Now go make me a sammich!! Talkin' to yourself? So what else is new. Good question, what is new? All I see is old threads being resurrected...oh wait, that was me...... ~R+R...Hard to jump when you are trying to pay for and plan a wedding...so there...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #185 May 15, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote You will be my slave and fulfill my every wish......http://youtube.com/watch?v=7fTbFS4eIps Now go make me a sammich!! Talkin' to yourself? So what else is new. Good question, what is new? All I see is old threads being resurrected...oh wait, that was me...... ~R+R...Hard to jump when you are trying to pay for and plan a wedding...so there... Priorities . . . I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #186 May 15, 2008 Sorry everytime I wanna post something new I try and put it in my post whore thread!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #187 May 15, 2008 Apparently I was, because there was no sammich when I got home..... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #188 May 16, 2008 This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion he finally bought a centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, 'Would you like to go to Frank's place with me and have a beer?' But there was no answer from his new Pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, 'How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?' But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time. This time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, 'Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me? A little voice came out of the box: 'I heard you the first time! Give me a minute, I'm putting my fucking shoes on!'Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #189 May 17, 2008 Quote there was no sammich when I got home..... That's because you didn't ask nicely. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #190 June 4, 2008 Could they have put a more fucked up picture with this article? http://www.eontarionow.com/health/2008/06/03/family-history-can-reduce-risk-of-colon-cancer-death-recurrence/Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskeyboi 0 #191 June 4, 2008 Quote Could they have put a more fucked up picture with this article? http://www.eontarionow.com/health/2008/06/03/family-history-can-reduce-risk-of-colon-cancer-death-recurrence/ And THAT right there...is why I'm an accounting major... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GflyDog 0 #192 June 4, 2008 QuoteCould they have put a more fucked up picture with this article? http://www.eontarionow.com/health/2008/06/03/family-history-can-reduce-risk-of-colon-cancer-death-recurrence/ Well if you must ask, think about it they could have used a REAL ass in the pic, even worse it could have been ________'s (use your imagination if you dare) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #193 June 4, 2008 I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past year. Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel. I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels. Can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed. Can't enjoy lemon slices in my tea or on my seafood anymore because lemon peels have been found to contain all kinds of nasty germs including feces. I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the # 1 past-time while driving alone is picking your nose Eating a Little Debbie sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years. I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom. Yuck! Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer receive packages from UPS or Fed Ex since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army. I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe. Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt. And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg. I can no longer drive my car because I can't buy gas from certain gas companies! If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician... Have a wonderful day... Oh, by the way..... A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
