ryoder 1,590 #1 May 22, 2008 I hope those men learned their lesson from this! http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=148911&in_page_id=2"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #2 May 22, 2008 What a great idea. The next time I have to ban someone, I'm stripping. That'll teach you people!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #3 May 22, 2008 Quote What a great idea. The next time I have to ban someone, I'm stripping. That'll teach you people! Obscene, threatening PM sent."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #4 May 22, 2008 I need to think of something offensive, quick!!!! Wait, are you going to teach us that lesson via webcam??? Please??? T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #5 May 22, 2008 Would the bannee receive piccies as proof? If so, it might just be worth it A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 May 22, 2008 Is that picture of her panty from the ATM camera? That horny motherfucker! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #7 May 22, 2008 Quote Would the bannee receive piccies as proof? If so, it might just be worth it No, that's the beauty of my evil plan. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #8 May 22, 2008 That's cruel & unusual punishment! I'll just stay my sweet self then A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #9 May 22, 2008 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Would the bannee receive piccies as proof? If so, it might just be worth it -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No, that's the beauty of my evil plan. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I refuse to take part in this as without video proof, it never happened... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #10 May 22, 2008 Quote Would the bannee receive piccies as proof? If so, it might just be worth it No, that's the beauty of my evil plan. Would the rest of us receive pics as a reward for good behavior? Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #11 May 22, 2008 lol...you guys figure out all the angles, don't you? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #12 May 22, 2008 Quote lol...you guys figure out all the angles, don't you? Sly We prefer curves to angles, but we'll take what we can get Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeG 0 #13 May 22, 2008 Quote Quote Would the bannee receive piccies as proof? If so, it might just be worth it No, that's the beauty of my evil plan. So how would we know that you are sitting naked in front of your pc while banning us? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 May 22, 2008 This is just a statistical anomaly. I have years and years of pissing off women. None of them ever stripped to make a point, otherwise I'd be covered up with nekkid women. We did have one woman carpenter on a job. She replied to a remark by telling the guy, "I hope your a##hole grows together". Ouch! There just isn't a good reply to that. You spend a few minutes just considering the impact of such an event. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #15 May 22, 2008 Quote Quote lol...you guys figure out all the angles, don't you? Sly We prefer curves to angles, but we'll take what we can get Having seen SkyMama's entry in "The Rack" thread, we are definitely talking about curves!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #16 May 22, 2008 Quote This is just a statistical anomaly. Obviously, otherwise it wouldn't be news.However I don't think this reaction would discourage the undesired behaviour. A more effective response would be that of the redhead in "Sex and the City" when a workman hassled her: Workman: [wolf whistles, then grabs his crotch and yells] "Hey lady! I got what you want; I got what you need!" Redhead: [marches right up to him, looks him in the eye.] "Oh yeah? What I want is to get laid! What I need is to get laid!' Workman: [backing up] "Hey, take it easy lady; I'm married." Redhead: "Oh, all talk and no action, eh?""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #17 May 22, 2008 Quote Redhead: [marches right up to him, looks him in the eye.] "Oh yeah? What I want is to get laid! What I need is to get laid!' I would advise women not to try that at a DZ. Skydivers seem to be more action than talk, from what I've seen.That tourist's reaction to the wolf whistles cracked me up. I can just imagine all the workers high fiving and saying "dude, it finally worked!" Probably not a good way to discourage their behaviour. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 843 #18 May 22, 2008 I'm suddenly thankful of the "back door" I left in your pc. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #19 May 22, 2008 Maybe she was really ugly and they were ironic wolf whistles. Now that would have taught them a lesson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #20 June 3, 2008 Oh, this is GREAT! http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=512510 "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
