cocheese 0 #1 May 30, 2008 Every other lawn i mow, there seems to be creepy freak staring at me. From accross the road ...from 3 doors down, from their car, Most are old guys who never saw saw a guy mow a lawn before i guess. WTF? So what do i do? I go mow the back yard out of their view. So they go to the back yard and stare at me. Fuck leave me alone. So i stop and stare them down. Most get it and go back to being retired or retarded. Whatever. After this happened about 4 times today, I stare the guy guy down for 2 minutes. He just smiled and kept staring. I started mowing again and yelled "HOMO!" "Quit looking at me you HOMO!" He kept staring like a 60 year old retard that was lucky to live that long. I lost it. I pulled out my junk from my shorts, spread my legs and said " Is this what you want HOMO? Shaking it like no tomorrow too. God i have a lot of class. My plan backfired as he kept on staring and smiling. I finished the lawn and got the fuck out of there while he was on his mower now coming after me, Almost ran over him as i left Moral of story: Don't watch guys work with your hands on your hips or homophobes like me might get pissed off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #2 May 30, 2008 Where are the pictures??? Damn that's a funny visual. g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #3 May 30, 2008 We have to take before and after pics of our work. It sucks. I didn't get the "after" pics on that one. Oops. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #4 May 30, 2008 *sigh* Jeff, you're such a homophobe _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #5 May 30, 2008 Screew you, I'm a lesbian trapped in male body. Why can't I ever get a babe like you to check me out? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #6 May 30, 2008 Look, Jeff; We told you it wasn't a good idea to wear that thong while mowing lawns. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #7 May 30, 2008 Dude - I'm just seeing how good of a job you do...quit waving your junk at me, ya HOMO!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #8 May 30, 2008 I'm a hack. I mow like a girl on crack. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GflyDog 0 #9 May 30, 2008 Has the florist's delivery truck pulled into your driveway yet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #10 May 30, 2008 Fine. spoil sport. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #11 May 30, 2008 Quote I pulled out my junk from my shorts, spread my legs and said " Is this what you want HOMO?Laugh Shaking it like no tomorrow too.Laugh God i have a lot of class. My plan backfired as he kept on staring and smiling. Well of course! At that point he knew you were interested!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #13 May 30, 2008 Quote Screew you, I'm a lesbian trapped in male body. Why can't I ever get a babe like you to check me out? Too easy . . I can't believe evryone let this one slide.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #14 May 30, 2008 shoot first ask questions later. wait, ummmm that could get you in a bit of trouble. Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #15 May 30, 2008 Quote Where are the pictures??? Damn that's a funny visual. g They are at the District Attorney's office, to be used as evidence in the Indecent Exposure charges."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #16 May 30, 2008 In order for you to have noticed a person staring at you, you had to have been staring at them as well.You could put your earbuds in with some great music on your MP3 player and just focus on your grass _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #17 May 30, 2008 Quote My plan backfired as he kept on staring and smiling. He was relishing in the prospect of talking to his girlfriends later and using the same line Bernadette Peters used when she was flashed in the movie Pink Cadillac. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
