Choose Your Epitaph...

[Whiskeyboi 0]

So…if you could choose your epitaph…what would it say?

Here’s mine…

“The check really WAS in the mail”
1976 – 2016

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So…if you could choose your epitaph…what would it say?

Here’s mine…

“The check really WAS in the mail”
1976 – 2016

Since you know the YEAR you'll die do you know the day?

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[Fozz 0]

John T Fosgate

1963-2045

"He changed the world one act of random kindness at a time"


Of course this assumes I don't live forever

John Fosgate
"In the end, its always best to choose the hard right over the easy wrong." LouDiamond
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[Whiskeyboi 0]

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Since you know the YEAR you'll die do you know the day?

Hell - I just guessed. I never thought I'd live past thirty...but fate had other ideas. I just figured 40 would be a nice round number.

Actually, let's say February 29th. If 39 is good enough for Jack Benny, it can be for me as well...

[kschilk 0]

"They say life is short....but this guy lingered, like an eggfart in an airplane."

"T'was ever thus."

[jtval 0]

"I'm buried with gold bullion it's all yours if you let me out."

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[lawrocket 3]

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=98942;

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[BIGUN 1,307]

Assman

Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

[aresye 0]

I like this one I saw on one of basejumper.com's articles:

"It's cool, I knew this would happen."

Skydiving: You either learn from other's mistakes, or they'll learn from yours.

[iamsam 0]

I like Spike Milligans -

'told you I was ill'

but what do I know

[longtall 0]

OH SHI................

" 90 right, five miles then cut."---Pukin Buzzards

[ladyskydiver 0]

"She made a difference."

1968 - 2069


Hell...why not go for a little over 100 as long as I'm healthy and able to take care of myself.

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[shropshire 0]

"Anyone else smell gas?"

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[RastaRicanAir 0]

The skies are blue. The planes are running. And you're standing here staring at a rock.

OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

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I like this one I saw on one of basejumper.com's articles:

"It's cool, I knew this would happen."

I think that article was by NickDG.

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[SuperGirl 0]

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Since you know the YEAR you'll die do you know the day?

Hell - I just guessed. I never thought I'd live past thirty...but fate had other ideas. I just figured 40 would be a nice round number.
Actually, let's say February 29th. If 39 is good enough for Jack Benny, it can be for me as well...

why guess when you have http://www.deathclock.com/

[Whiskeyboi 0]

why guess when you have http://www.deathclock.com/***

I stand corrected...August 31, 2024.

Thanks, SuperGirl!!! That's 8 more years of monotony and torment I didn't think I'd have the fun of enjoying! You're the best!