How about this?

[Widgeon 0]

So when will the Neptune get downloadable, mp3 audible alerts?

"Pull, Bitch!!!" In my best Dave Chapelle impression...

------SWOOP MODE-------

"Dig Muthafucka!!!! DIG!!!!"

[Zoter 0]

Or if you are REALLY low in swoop mode and facing the ground.....

"thats it man, its game over.......its game over !"

[ntrprnr 0]

Oh, man! That's brilliant...

Just off the top of my head...

"RUN FOR IT MARTY! IT'S THEM!!" (1st warning)
"WHO? WHO?" (second warning)
"THE LIBYANS!!!" (flatline)

At pull time: (Because the Neptune doesn't go off when you exit the plane)
William Wallace, from Braveheart: FREEEEEEDOMMMMM!!!!!

_______________
"Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?"
"Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

[darnknit 0]

(flatline) "Mr. Hicks, if you're into cutting it close that's cool, but we are talking major malfunction here!"

pulling is cool. keep it in the skin

[mattjw916 2]

ROFL at Fandango...

(flatline) "See ya in hell Johnny!!!"

NSCR-2376, SCR-15080

[laraatalti2 0]

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"RUN FOR IT MARTY! IT'S THEM!!" (1st warning)
"WHO? WHO?" (second warning)
"THE LIBYANS!!!" (flatline)

That one gets my vote!!

How about celebrity guest voice alarms? Jay Moledzki saying, 'dude, you better dig now, man'...or Ian Bobo 'well, if you calculate the angle of attack, divided by the ratio of glide to drag, oh, oops, too late'.

Yeah, this will all be in the next software release. Right along with the automated packing machine, Va-poo-rize, and cold fusion.

[dqpacker 7]

"Hit your reserve, Hit your reserve!"
"AAAAAHHHHH I am Hitting it"

[Widgeon 0]

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...or Ian Bobo 'well, if you calculate the angle of attack, divided by the ratio of glide to drag, oh, oops, too late'.