kbordson 8 #26 May 22, 2008 Quote Quote Ummm....maybe "safe" sex when you're looking to avoid that unwanted pregnancy??? Just a guess though.... Linz.... you KNOW that's not "safe sex". "Safe sex" is when you use the bottle of coke as a douche afterwards. Well, with an woman who doesn't ovulate, you can use the coke for foreplay! Ya know.... I can honestly say "NO!" Dark, moist environment - introduce a high fructose substance..... can we say YEAST!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #27 May 22, 2008 That's the difference between you and that bimbo we were talking about...lol.-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #28 May 22, 2008 Quote That's the difference between you and that bimbo we were talking about...lol. She can use the bottle in the foreplay - just make sure that the cap is off cuz vaginal lacerations are annoying to repair. And DON'T BREAK IT IN THERE! - we seemed to have hijacked this thread Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #29 May 22, 2008 QuoteShe stops ovulating - why pick HER!? Ummm....maybe "safe" sex when you're looking to avoid that unwanted pregnancy??? Just a guess though.... Isn't safe sex when you use a safeword?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #30 May 22, 2008 Oh. You're talking about a BOTTLE of coke. Well, DUH! Heehee.-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anta 0 #31 May 22, 2008 Quote Ya know.... I can honestly say "NO!" Dark, moist environment - introduce a high fructose substance..... can we say YEAST!!!!!! maybe thats why they introduced diet coke? (and no, normal coke cannot possibly give you a beer belly!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gato 0 #32 May 22, 2008 Quote She can use the bottle in the foreplay - just make sure that the cap is off cuz vaginal lacerations are annoying to repair. And DON'T BREAK IT IN THERE! Not to worry - it's very difficult to break a 2-liter plastic bottle. I think.T.I.N.S. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #33 May 22, 2008 I'm proud of my beer belly. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #34 May 22, 2008 Quote I'm proud of my beer belly. you dont have a beer belly Ask anyone in the Bent prop that nightYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
longtall 0 #35 May 22, 2008 Theres a song about that." 90 right, five miles then cut."---Pukin Buzzards Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #36 May 23, 2008 Quote So, we are having dinner tonight and the conversation turned to a slightly overweight friend on my wife. Not extremely overweight, just a bit of a belly. Julie has found a couple of beers that she actually likes and this girl tells her that she better be careful or she will look like her. I told her I could over look it as long as her boobs get bigger too. Julie says you can't over look a belly. I say with good boobs or maybe good head I can over look a little belly. What do you think? Answer quick because everything I post ends up in the recycle bin. Quote . . . a slightly overweight friend on my wife. Waddn't me.I wasn't there!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sletzer 3 #37 May 23, 2008 Nope, safe sex is when you have anal sex instead. Greatly reduced risk of pregnacy! I will be kissing hands and shaking babies all afternoon. Thanks for all your support! *bows* SCS #8251 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #38 May 23, 2008 QuoteIsn't safe sex when you use a safeword? Safewords are for silly little posers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #39 May 23, 2008 QuoteQuoteIsn't safe sex when you use a safeword? Safewords are for silly little posers Because, of course, doms have *never* gone 'too far'...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryan_d_sucks 0 #40 May 23, 2008 Quote Quote She stops ovulating - why pick HER!? Linz.... you KNOW that's not "safe sex". "Safe sex" is when you use the bottle of coke as a douche afterwards. DISCLAIMER - do NOT use coke as a douche after sex to prevent pregnancy. It doesn't work.... I would say "trust me" but it's more like "trust one of my past patients" ...Wait, does that seriously not work? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
