LisaH 0 #1 May 21, 2008 Friendships Between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it. Friendships Between Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over and two claimed that he was still there. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #3 May 21, 2008 just confirms how "piggish" men really are.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #4 May 21, 2008 Quotejust confirms how "piggish" men really are.... And women are any different... we are all animals neither one of our sexes is more noble than the otherDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #5 May 21, 2008 QuoteQuotejust confirms how "piggish" men really are.... And women are any different... we are all animals neither one of our sexes is more noble than the other I was only trying to imply that men would be more likely to lie to the wife or girlfriend, where the majority of women know how it feels to be cheated on and would be less likely to do the same thing. It has been my experience that men get some kind of brownie points for cheating and getting away with it. Us women however, just get our hearts broken over and over until there is no longer anything left to break and we no longer give a shit.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #6 May 21, 2008 Maybe you should re-read the FIRST paragraph of the joke - it's not just the guys that fool around, TYVM.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #7 May 21, 2008 Quotejust confirms how "piggish" men really are.... A little bitter are we?The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #8 May 21, 2008 QuoteMaybe you should re-read the FIRST paragraph of the joke - it's not just the guys that fool around, TYVM. I read it, and as a woman I would not lie for a girlfriend either. I dont condone cheating period. Yes there are good guys out, they are few and far between and most of them are gay or taken. Lucky for me I found one of the good ones, however he is having to deal with my trust issues from all of the asshats before him... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #9 May 21, 2008 Quote Us women however, just get our hearts broken over and over until there is no longer anything left to break and we no longer give a shit.... Man! I am there! But I am a man - what is wrong with this picture. Men are not the only ones that cheat and lie about it. (didn't someone else say that?) "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #10 May 21, 2008 QuoteQuotejust confirms how "piggish" men really are.... A little bitter are we? if you knew my ex you would understand why.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #11 May 21, 2008 Quote Yes there are good guys out, they are few and far between and most of them are gay or taken. ... ..."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #12 May 21, 2008 Quote Men are not the only ones that cheat and lie about it. No they are not, but we are just not as good at lying about it as woman are.I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #13 May 21, 2008 Quote Quote Men are not the only ones that cheat and lie about it. No they are not, but we are just not as good at lying about it as woman are. touche' I thank God that I am not one of those women! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #14 May 21, 2008 I don't lie- CUCKOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing like an honest woman. AMEN! Shit- next thing you know I am running for USPA elections!!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #15 May 21, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAa6EByxm4 Chris Rock Talks About Relationships. this is funny old but funny.I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #16 May 21, 2008 Q: What's the difference between a Corvette and a Porcupine? A: With a porcupine the pricks are on the outside. Q: What's the difference between a government bond and a man? A: Bonds mature Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A: Widow. Q: Why is it so difficult for women to find caring and sensitive men? A: They all have boyfriends. Q: Why are married women heavier than single women? A: Single women see what's in the firdge and go to bed. Married women see what's in the bed and go to the fridge. Q: How does a man plan for the future? A: He buys two cases of beer. Q: What does a man think about Roe vs. Wade? A: Two ways of crossing a stream. Q: How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one. Men witll screw anything.; or A: Three. One to screw it and two friends to listen to him brag. Q: Why are women so bad at parking? A: Because men keep telling them that <----------------------> is 8 inches... Q: What do you call a man with 20 brain cells? A: A Eunuch Q: What do a toilet, and anniversary and a clitoris have in common? A: Men miss all of them. Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when it's coming, how long it will last or how many inches you'll get. Q: Why did God create men? A: Because vibrators don't mow the lawn. Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? A: Because they don't have balls to scratch. Q: What is a man's idea of foreplay? A: Begging. Q: Why do doctors slap babies at birth? A: To knock the penises off of the smart ones. Q: Why can't men tell when a woman has an orgasm?" A: Because they're never home when it happens. Q: What is the definition of "making love"? A: Something a woman does while a guy is banging her. Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead? A: The sex is the same, but you get the remote. Q: Why do men always have stupid looks on their faces? A: Because they're stupid. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockhound71 0 #17 May 21, 2008 There are a lot of good guys out there that aren't gay or taken--like me , but apparently a lot of women seem to like the asshats (despite all the complaining done) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #18 May 21, 2008 Quote Q: Why do men always have stupid looks on their faces? A: Because they're stupid. Q: Why did God create men? A: Because vibrators don't mow the lawn. Q: Why can't men tell when a woman has an orgasm?" A: Because they're never home when it happens. That right there is BLASPHEMY SIR. Your man card is going to the shredder.I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #19 May 21, 2008 Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #20 May 21, 2008 QuoteQuoteQuotejust confirms how "piggish" men really are.... And women are any different... we are all animals neither one of our sexes is more noble than the other I was only trying to imply that men would be more likely to lie to the wife or girlfriend, where the majority of women know how it feels to be cheated on and would be less likely to do the same thing. It has been my experience that men get some kind of brownie points for cheating and getting away with it. Us women however, just get our hearts broken over and over until there is no longer anything left to break and we no longer give a shit.... Spoken just like someone that doesn't believe that women cheat, and doesn't realise that it hurts just as much. We just tend to hide it better.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #21 May 21, 2008 Quote There are a lot of good guys out there that aren't gay or taken--like me , but apparently a lot of women seem to like the asshats (despite all the complaining done) After being in a horrible marriage to an "asshat" I know appreciate the good guys. I tell my boyfriend all the time how awesome he is and how much I appreciate him... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #22 May 21, 2008 Spoken just like someone that doesn't believe that women cheat, and doesn't realise that it hurts just as much. We just tend to hide it better. ________________________________________ I agree with you. Women cheat equally. Women hide the cheating easier, men hide the hurt easier. Cheating is just wrong all the way around.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #23 May 21, 2008 My man card?? Next thing you know I'll be joining all those other blokes on the "Friends Ladder" Which is okay. I adore my wife, so I've never seen anyone who is less than a level 2 disparity. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #24 May 21, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote just confirms how "piggish" men really are.... And women are any different... we are all animals neither one of our sexes is more noble than the other I was only trying to imply that men would be more likely to lie to the wife or girlfriend, where the majority of women know how it feels to be cheated on and would be less likely to do the same thing. It has been my experience that men get some kind of brownie points for cheating and getting away with it. Us women however, just get our hearts broken over and over until there is no longer anything left to break and we no longer give a shit.... Spoken just like someone that doesn't believe that women cheat, and doesn't realise that it hurts just as much. We just tend to hide it better. You know me better than that. Having only been the cheated on... I can only speak from one side, but I know for sure that there are some nasty cold-hearted bitches in this world that primarily go after taken or married men. I speak first hand, 2 years into my former marriage a chic scratched "BITCH" on the trunk of my car b/c she wanted my husband... like it was my fault he was married... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmanmike 0 #25 May 21, 2008 Cheating is fun. Plain and simple. Different type of adrenaline rush. There are those that do it, those that want to do it, and those that dont do it because no one will do it with them, otherwise they would do it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
