lilDevil 2 #1 May 21, 2008 FEMALE GEOGRAPHY Between 18 and 25, a woman is like Africa: wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas. Between 26 and 34, a woman is like America: well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money. Between 35 and 44, a woman is like India: sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty. Between 45 and 54, a woman is like France: deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit. Between 55 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia: a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer. Between 61 and 65, a woman is like Russia: vast, with undefined frontiers. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors. Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia: a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future. After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan or the north pole: many know its whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there... MALE GEOGRAPHY Between 15 and 90 , a man is like Zimbabwe: ruled by a dick``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #2 May 21, 2008 Quote MALE GEOGRAPHY Between 15 and 90 , a man is like Zimbabwe: ruled by a dick Well, a little sympathy would be nice. After all, those are the "difficult years" for men. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjiimmyyt 0 #3 May 21, 2008 Quote FEMALE GEOGRAPHY Between 18 and 25, a woman is like Africa: wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas. Between 26 and 34, a woman is like America: well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money. Between 35 and 44, a woman is like India: sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty. Between 45 and 54, a woman is like France: deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit. Between 55 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia: a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer. Between 61 and 65, a woman is like Russia: vast, with undefined frontiers. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors. Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia: a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future. After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan or the north pole: many know its whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there... MALE GEOGRAPHY Between 15 and 90 , a man is like Zimbabwe: ruled by a dick Whilst all that may be true (maybe) if i need a navigator I'm going to ask a bloke "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 May 21, 2008 QuoteFEMALE GEOGRAPHY Between 18 and 25, a woman is like Africa: wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas. Between 26 and 34, a woman is like America: well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money. Between 35 and 44, a woman is like India: sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty. Between 45 and 54, a woman is like France: deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit. Between 55 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia: a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer. Between 61 and 65, a woman is like Russia: vast, with undefined frontiers. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors. Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia: a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future. Between 70 and 75, a woman is like Afghanistan or the north pole: many know its whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there on purpose ... After 75, a woman is like Arizona in the Summer, Bleak, Dry, crusty, and they raise the speed limit just so you can get out faster. MALE GEOGRAPHY Between 15 and 90 , a man is like Zimbabwe: ruled by a dick Just a few changesI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AKCrash 0 #5 May 22, 2008 This was the best thing I read this month! (Beside my EKG Chapter) "Those who would give up Essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" Franklin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
