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I have an application too but a different one.

I have included the link to the PDF file.

http://www.mskallisticonstantine.com/slave.application.form.pdf





:D:D:D


Scary, isn't she? ;) Damn shame she took down her picture in a nurse outfit working on a trussed up girl in the bathtub! :o:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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lol, she said she's moving to San Luis Obispo... Probably too far for ya, but she already knows who she wants so that's a moot point... ;)



I hope she is prepared to get her Atmonauti on!
Damn straight... As you can see in my avatar, I definitely know how to get my assmonauti on. :D
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*Ahem*


I have an application too but a different one.

I have included the link to the PDF file.

http://www.mskallisticonstantine.com/slave.application.form.pdf





:D:D:D


Scary, isn't she? ;) Damn shame she took down her picture in a nurse outfit working on a trussed up girl in the bathtub! :o:D



I didn't remove it- mods did.


I can resend though and the censored pic is on myspace :D
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*Ahem*


I have an application too but a different one.

I have included the link to the PDF file.

http://www.mskallisticonstantine.com/slave.application.form.pdf





:D:D:D


Scary, isn't she? ;) Damn shame she took down her picture in a nurse outfit working on a trussed up girl in the bathtub! :o:D



I didn't remove it- mods did.


I can resend though and the censored pic is on myspace :D


Whaaaaa? Those damn prudes! >:(

Okay, if you don't mind, PM me a few of your best shots... :)
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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LOL! sorry to disappoint ya boys,but I'm not moving to Cali.I guess I'll just have to go looking for a Texan boy toy or someone willing to relocate.:D:P




Why not? We have cowboys and horses and guns and prisons and mescins. All of those things you fancy back in tejas. And more dropzones to party at. Some of which have $15 dollar jumps.... more money to party yeah, I ain't lying.:D

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you wont even relocate for an irish guy?



If you actually live in Ireland they yeah you've got me there.I've ALWAYS wanted to visit Ireland!!I'm so in love with Irish culture and music and everything...tried to learn Gaelic once but didnt have the discipline to stick with it. But I love an Irish accent.Heh, you'll probably think its silly,but 3 of my 5 tats are celtic knots and one of them is a claddagh.

So yeah your application is moved to the front of the line.;)


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you should attend the deadmanboogie this year at Skydive Houston.

I'd just bet that you could prowl up one.



hmmm, I've never been to SDH,even when I lived in Huntsville (wuffo husband...now exhusband.)I dated a guy from SDH once,but that was a long long time ago and I dont even want to go into all the drama there!

But I have Summer I and II college classes scheduled and paid for already plus I dont know anyone at SDH anymore,so where would I crash if I could get away from school? Also keep in mind that I dont jump anymore so what other extra curricular activities would interest me at the deadman boogie?I guess I could break in my new Rebel XTi digi camera but what else?


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Hmmm...

How far are you from Dallas? May be there the second weekend in June.



I'm about an hour from Dallas and about an hour and some change to SDD.You're thinking the "Just For Us" boogie arent you?;) Again, what will I do there since I dont jump and where will I stay?I'm not even sure I remember how to get to SDD its been 6 yrs since I was there!And I still have classes to attend so I cant get too messed up.B|:S


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LOL! sorry to disappoint ya boys,but I'm not moving to Cali.I guess I'll just have to go looking for a Texan boy toy or someone willing to relocate.:D:P




Why not? We have cowboys and horses and guns and prisons and mescins. All of those things you fancy back in tejas. And more dropzones to party at. Some of which have $15 dollar jumps.... more money to party yeah, I ain't lying.:D


And insane housing prices and taxes... :)
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Come play with us at SDD...I'm always looking for people to cause trouble with...just stay clear of the Marines...hahaha

Look for the corn and hang a right.



But but, I'd like to fuck er um I mean, I love a man in uniform!>:(What cant I play with the Marines?:(;):P

LOL! I remember all the corn!I did 1 SDU jump there and was like "damn at all corn!" Made me feel like I was in a mini version of Rantoul lol.

Maybe I will come out and play.I cant jump but I can drink and play...which is what I'm doing at the moment.Mostly drinking.No one to play with here.:(



So ok, lets play "how many bottle of beer will it take to get Moody mischevious!" I have a 6pack of Corona...meh, a 6pack of TsingTao and I'm probably going back for a 6 of Guiness.*evil giggle*>:(


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So hypotetically(sp) speaking, if an applicant passes inspection and moves to Texas to be at your beck and call.

Will you return the favor if he gets injured? By changing his bedpan and giving him daily head-jobs till he makes a full recovery?
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So hypotetically(sp) speaking, if an applicant passes inspection and moves to Texas to be at your beck and call.

Will you return the favor if he gets injured? By changing his bedpan and giving him daily head-jobs till he makes a full recovery?



well duh! The favors go both ways in my world, sweetie.;)


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downwardspiral's post got me to thinking,so I'll just start another thread so the other doesnt get too side-tracked.:ph34r:

Must be:

1.Willing to take me to the DZ and/or boogie(s) with him (even if I dont jump anymore...I still like to party with other skydivers.)
2.Want lots of good sex (its been awhile:| )
3.Must love my German Shepard,Tucker
4.Willing to buy me good beer and make good Amaretto Sours
5.able to keep up with my crazy life/moodswings/cravings etc.
6.able to enjoy or put up with my tattoos and piercings...I have 5 of each.you guess where:P

I know, thats too much to ask for but a girl can dream cant she?;)



As long as there is no foreplay,
So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

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