Fergie: A Butter Face?

[skymama 37]

This is about Fergie, the BEP singer, not Fergie, the ex-Duchess of York.

So, I heard these guys on the radio talking about celebrity "butter faces" the other day. They agreed that she has a hot body, but they totally complained about her face. They said she only looks good from more than 15' away, has a weird Joker smile and even a man face.

I was surprised, I think she's pretty! What do you all think?

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[SkyDekker 1,465]

With a body like that....beauty is only a light switch away...

[Lindercles 0]

Where's the option for "no talent ass clown"?

[wildcard451 0]

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Where's the option for "no talent ass clown"?

I would have to have my dick in her mouth before I can adequately make that assessment...

[ChrisL 2]

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This is about Fergie, the BEP singer, not Fergie, the ex-Duchess of York.

So, I heard these guys on the radio talking about celebrity "butter faces" the other day. They agreed that she has a hot body, but they totally complained about her face. They said she only looks good from more than 15' away, has a weird Joker smile and even a man face.

I was surprised, I think she's pretty! What do you all think?

She looks like a mutant version of Charo
(María del Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Baeza de Rasten)

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My mighty steed

[BigSky 2]

Well her face is definitely not that hot, but I dont know if I would say its terrible either. She is definitely not a perfect 10.

“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, th

[grue 1]

She's got a face like a bashed crab mixed with a dropped pie. Total paper bag job.

In terms of rating, I'd give her about a four on a scale of ten for the face.

She's also apparently unable to spell, if you listen to the lyrics of her absolutely worthless "music"

cavete terrae.

[wildcard451 0]

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She's also apparently unable to spell, if you listen to the lyrics of her absolutely worthless "music"

I was always curious if I was just imagining that that song was all fucked up.

[grue 1]

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She's also apparently unable to spell, if you listen to the lyrics of her absolutely worthless "music"

I was always curious if I was just imagining that that song was all fucked up.

I doubted myself too, figuring "no, there's no fucking way people are actually this stupid"

Turns out that yes, even left of the bell curve genetic throwback fuckwits are making more money than I am.

cavete terrae.

[Slappie 9]

Take away the professional make-up artists, the hair stylist etc.. she's just another tramp. Looks like she's been road hard and put up wet to many times. Not my cup of tea. Fergie is just wow scary.

I'm more a fan of Amy Smart if you want to talk about female celebrities. Take away the same things from Amy and she's still got the looks. IMO

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[lawrocket 3]

I wouldn't describe her as a butterface. Her face isn't that bad. It's not as good as the body, but not horrible.

I think the best example of a butterface was the late Wendy O. Williams (the singer of the Plasmatics). Smokin' body but, man, that face.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Para_Frog 1]

She'd look just fine biting my pillow.

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[Skyrad 0]

Sometimes shes hot (Pic2) and sometimes shes not (pic1)

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
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[masterrig 1]

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Take away the professional make-up artists, the hair stylist etc.. she's just another tramp. Looks like she's been road hard and put up wet to many times. Not my cup of tea. Fergie is just wow scary.

I'm more a fan of Amy Smart if you want to talk about female celebrities. Take away the same things from Amy and she's still got the looks. IMO

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How many other women celebs can say that! Yup! She's a wower!


Chuck

[kelel01 1]

If you doubted yourself, did you bother checking it out? "G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S" is an acceptable spelling of "glamorous".

Please understand, I don't like Fergie AT ALL, but you're awfully hot under the collar about something that you're totally wrong about.

[GTAVercetti 0]

Never liked her face. Or her solo music. or most of BEP's latest stuff.

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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If you doubted yourself, did you bother checking it out? "G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S" is an acceptable spelling of "glamorous".

Please understand, I don't like Fergie AT ALL, but you're awfully hot under the collar about something that you're totally wrong about.

I'm referring to "T-a-s-t-e-y" in... whatever shitty song she spells it out in.

cavete terrae.

[SuperKat 0]

That's not fair. You chose two bad pics of her. How about these two pics.

Pic 1
Pic 2

Anybody else say something about my wife, I'll pull your gonads out from your throat. lol

What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?

[normiss 798]

Isn't that what pillows are for???

[Slappie 9]

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That's not fair. You chose two bad pics of her. How about these two pics.

Pic 1
Pic 2

Anybody else say something about my wife, I'll pull your gonads out from your throat. lol

If my dog looked like that, I'd shave it's ass and make it walk backwards!

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[grue 1]

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That's not fair. You chose two bad pics of her. How about these two pics.

Pic 1
Pic 2

Anybody else say something about my wife, I'll pull your gonads out from your throat. lol

She looks marginally less shitty in those pics. Still wouldn't rate her face any better than "average"

cavete terrae.

[Lindercles 0]

So let me get this straight. You actually think Pic2 is a *good* picture of her face?

[kelel01 1]

Shite.

Now I have to look that up. I've always been a tad unsure of "tasty", "nosy", etc.

[skymama 37]

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That's not fair. You chose two bad pics of her. How about these two pics.

I just picked the first ones that came up, it wasn't intentional.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[SuperKat 0]

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If my dog looked like that, I'd shave it's ass and make it walk backwards!

You don't read warnings very well, do you? Prepare to choke on your own pubes! lol

What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss, Friendo?