chaoskitty 0 #26 May 12, 2008 Quote So the Texan meets a Harvard grad one day and asks "Where y'all from?" The Harvard man replies snootily "From where I come, we do not use a preposition to end a sentence." The Texans smiles and says "I'm real sorry. Where y'all from, asshole?" Theres an inherent problem with your joke, John. See.. a Texan will never ask anyone where they are from. Because if he's talking to another Texan, he'll tell him that he's a Texan in the first breath.. and if he's not from Texas, who gives a shit where he's from. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #27 May 12, 2008 Bush was born in New Haven, Connecticut! Sorry, running . . . NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #28 May 12, 2008 Yep.. and I was born in Omaha.. and I live in Atlanta right now, but I was raised in Texas, so I'm a Texan! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #29 May 12, 2008 QuoteYep.. and I was born in Omaha A heartland chick. I knew there was something specially hot about youYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #30 May 12, 2008 Quote .. and if he's not from Texas, who gives a shit where he's from. And your point is..... ? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #31 May 12, 2008 I know someone who has a tshirt with the scale drawings of Texas and Alaska on it with the caption "Texas is Alaska's Bitch"You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #32 May 12, 2008 Quote Quote Yep.. and I was born in Omaha A heartland chick. I knew there was something specially hot about you Other than the fact that she's corn-fed? (hightails it outta here) "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #33 May 12, 2008 Quote I know someone who has a tshirt with the scale drawings of Texas and Alaska on it with the caption "Texas is Alaska's Bitch" Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tetra316 0 #34 May 12, 2008 Quote Quote Quote You mean hiroglifix?So Twardo, no log books got ya. I got nailed at Perris once for no log book. I thought all I needed was a USPA card and a couple of thousand jumps. Not only that, but those jumps need also be signed! Got nailed on that when I went down there. I log but don't get them signed. Huh? Have their rules changed since 2003? I was there then having logged all my jumps but not having had them signed for a few years, and I had over 1000 jumps. Don't remember having a problem getting to jump. I did have to make a video waiver though. That was strange. I was there for a big way camp, I think in 2006, and yes they had to be signed. I even showed them my current tandem instructor rating and that wouldn't work. So I just left, signed a few jumps and came back later to sign in They had to photocopy a page in my log book with a signed jump that was current. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #35 May 12, 2008 Quote I know someone who has a tshirt with the scale drawings of Texas and Alaska on it with the caption "Texas is Alaska's Bitch" perhaps that person might post the picture of her wearing it in texas when she gets back to Anchorage!!! (it'll be a few weeks still though)!!! CReW SKies, bubbles "Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #36 May 13, 2008 Quote Quote I know someone who has a tshirt with the scale drawings of Texas and Alaska on it with the caption "Texas is Alaska's Bitch" perhaps that person might post the picture of her wearing it in texas when she gets back to Anchorage!!! If they wear that shirt in Texas, they won't make it back to Anchorage... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virulindex 0 #37 May 13, 2008 Quote Quote You mean hiroglifix?So Twardo, no log books got ya. I got nailed at Perris once for no log book. I thought all I needed was a USPA card and a couple of thousand jumps. Not only that, but those jumps need also be signed! Got nailed on that when I went down there. I log but don't get them signed. Sort of a thread jack I guess, but I'm still really new and I have never heard of needing to have your logbook signed for anything...should I be having someone sign off on each jump I log? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tetra316 0 #38 May 13, 2008 You will need to have your jumps signed to get any sort of rating. The examiners will check. I would imagine the same for your instructors issuing your licenses, especially your A. I've also had a couple other dropzones I showed up at check my logbook. I think this mostly applies if no one knows you there and you came by yourself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virulindex 0 #39 May 13, 2008 Well dang. I mean, I've only got four jumps that aren't signed, my other 7 were AFF, but I guess I'll start having someone sign off my logbook every weekend. Can any licensed skydiver sign off for another or should it be an instructor? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #40 May 13, 2008 Take your logbook to your instructor and point to the signature line.. say "hey I noticed you signed my first seven jumps. Who signs these?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #41 May 13, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Yep.. and I was born in Omaha A heartland chick. I knew there was something specially hot about you Other than the fact that she's corn-fed? (hightails it outta here) What the hell does that mean? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #42 May 13, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Yep.. and I was born in Omaha A heartland chick. I knew there was something specially hot about you Other than the fact that she's corn-fed? (hightails it outta here) What the hell does that mean? It means that you're hot. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #43 May 15, 2008 Quote I know someone who has a tshirt with the scale drawings of Texas and Alaska on it with the caption "Texas is Alaska's Bitch" Oh Yeah?!...take Alaska, melt the ice and the rock under it is smaller than Austin. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
