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I remember seeing an article a couple weeks ago online about how a dirty keyboard, if not cleaned regularly, can harbor just as many germs as a toilet.

Well this morning I got frustrated with the computer freezing up and flipped the keyboard up at the monitor, popping several keys out.

Holy fucking shit batman! What the fuck is all that shit below the keys??!?!? :o

Yep, way past time to clean it out. Unplugged it and took it out to the kitchen sink. With an old toothbrush and Clorox wipes, I went to work, pulling out every key in groups and wiping each one down. I scrubbed all the crap in the keyboard which included cat hair, possibly dead fleas and flea shit and other ugly icky stuff. Wiped it all down again with clorox, and popped all the keys back in place. Good as new.

If you haven't cleaned your keyboard in years, you might be surprised what's in there. :S
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If you haven't cleaned your keyboard in years, you might be surprised what's in there. :S



I found $1.61 in loose change, my car keys, two pair of cheap sunglasses (one broken), and a hubcap from a 1959 Caddy.

I've been looking for those car keys. Good tip. B|
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Turning the keyboard upside down over a waste basket and tapping it with the side of my hand works well for me.
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What the fuck is all that shit below the keys??!?!?



A tasty delight for our animal friends???

A reminder of all our snacks past??

A gooey reminder of porn surfed??

A good part of a cookie??

A splif not yet rolled??

A rum and coke minus the ice??

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I remember seeing an article a couple weeks ago online about how a dirty keyboard, if not cleaned regularly, can harbor just as many germs as a toilet.

Well this morning I got frustrated with the computer freezing up and flipped the keyboard up at the monitor, popping several keys out.

Holy fucking shit batman! What the fuck is all that shit below the keys??!?!? :o

Yep, way past time to clean it out. Unplugged it and took it out to the kitchen sink. With an old toothbrush and Clorox wipes, I went to work, pulling out every key in groups and wiping each one down. I scrubbed all the crap in the keyboard which included cat hair, possibly dead fleas and flea shit and other ugly icky stuff. Wiped it all down again with clorox, and popped all the keys back in place. Good as new.

If you haven't cleaned your keyboard in years, you might be surprised what's in there. :S



it`s not easy to clean my computer...i have a lap-top...pretty sensitive stuff..i guess!?

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I remember seeing an article a couple weeks ago online about how a dirty keyboard, if not cleaned regularly, can harbor just as many germs as a toilet.

Well this morning I got frustrated with the computer freezing up and flipped the keyboard up at the monitor, popping several keys out.

Holy fucking shit batman! What the fuck is all that shit below the keys??!?!? :o

Yep, way past time to clean it out. Unplugged it and took it out to the kitchen sink. With an old toothbrush and Clorox wipes, I went to work, pulling out every key in groups and wiping each one down. I scrubbed all the crap in the keyboard which included cat hair, possibly dead fleas and flea shit and other ugly icky stuff. Wiped it all down again with clorox, and popped all the keys back in place. Good as new.

If you haven't cleaned your keyboard in years, you might be surprised what's in there. :S


OMG...I cleaned out my keyboard Friday...and lost 2 keys in the process, soaked the keys in a bowl of alcohol and THEN threw it in the tub.

...strung it up over the shower rod and my son got mad that tossed it in the garbage bin.

....so...now I have HIS keyboard and I have to give it back before he comes home from work and I drop something funky in it...

...wait...I'm using a 20 year old's keyboard and I'M waiting for something funky to happen? See yas later. Gotta wash my hands!~~April


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BTW - I clean my Oakleys and my watch in the dishwasher. I turn off the heated dry feature and make sure the load is not full or covered with food garbage.

The grime on the back of the watch comes off and the oil comes off of the Oakleys.

Thank you Kenmore!
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