NWFlyer 2 #1 April 15, 2008 Cat owners staff should appreciate this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nerdgirl 0 #2 April 15, 2008 Fantastic! "Tuna: cocaine for cats." I have that TI calculator. /Marg Act as if everything you do matters, while laughing at yourself for thinking anything you do matters. Tibetan Buddhist saying Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #3 April 15, 2008 Quote I have that TI calculator. Stop it right now! This calculator (that I've had for 11 years now) is on my list of favorite things. I'm going to take a photo just so there's no question I'm very serious. Krisanne, his "Zoe'" looks like my Sabre. But, we have a Zoe', too. "Corporal cuddling." That is SO what I do. HEElarious! I don't think I've ever "punished" any other way. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #4 April 15, 2008 I miss having a kitty. Hopefully after I get my finances in check I'll be able to get another kitty. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #5 April 15, 2008 I'm still laughing at "corporal cuddling". I thought I invented that. Seriously, I found Sabre dangling from a very nice, very favorite, hand-woven sweater in my closet... He looked so cute. His little claw was stuck. I felt awful for not trimming it earlier. I scooped him up and gave him bunches of kisses--while in-between telling him he was a very bad kitty. I think he learned his lesson. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 April 15, 2008 It is amazing, and embarrassing, how accurately that society depicts engineers. Even when being humorous, they are dorks. However, a man with 3 cats has already reconciled himself to a life of singlehood. My one question was the last line on the video, "Unauthorized reproduction is encouraged". Should cats be encouraged to do that? They have a plethora of free time, let's not promote that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 April 16, 2008 Quote I scooped him up and gave him bunches of kisses--while in-between telling him he was a very bad kitty. I think he learned his lesson. You should have your own advice forum. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #8 April 16, 2008 On both responses.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #9 April 16, 2008 Quote I have that TI calculator. Me too. Edit: Which one? I'm referring to the TI-89.Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
imthegerm 0 #10 April 16, 2008 That was hilarious! The best one i have ssen from youtube in a long time! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #11 April 16, 2008 thanks! from one staff member to the others (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wojoe 0 #12 April 16, 2008 My favorite was the "cat yodeling"I miss my kitties.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #13 April 16, 2008 Quote I have that TI calculator. Laugh Oh man, that calc is so early 90s. I guess retro nerd is all the rage these days. I had one in college Funny 'nuff, after college, I interviewed with the company in Portland that made the cases for it - lol. Edit - I am referring to the TI 28S on the right.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #14 April 16, 2008 Awesome! I'm big on the corporal cuddling myself. Of course, I also do it just because I like to give them kisses! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #15 April 16, 2008 Not much of a cat person, but that was pretty funny!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
saffron 0 #16 April 17, 2008 i too have considered the aspect ratio of my cats. It's part of my service to them..."He who jumps into the void owes no explanation to those who stand and watch."~Jean Luc Godard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denete 3 #17 April 17, 2008 Quotei too have considered the aspect ratio of my cats. It's part of my service to them... I've considered my cat's gravitational pull. He's huge.SCR #14809 "our attitude is the thing most capable of keeping us safe" (look, grab, look, grab, peel, punch, punch, arch) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 April 17, 2008 Quote Quote i too have considered the aspect ratio of my cats. It's part of my service to them... I've considered my cat's gravitational pull. He's huge. I was discussing the Simpsons "Spider Pig" episode with a friend and she said she did that with her cat all the time. She has 3 cats. The large male lets her hold him on his back and walk him along the roof in the kitchen. I'm betting there is kittie treats in the kitchen cabinet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n23x 0 #19 April 17, 2008 The 83 is alright, but the 85 is the bomb.com! .jim "Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeG 0 #20 April 17, 2008 Quote It is amazing, and embarrassing, how accurately that society depicts engineers. Even when being humorous, they are dorks. Not true, I may be a dork sometimes, but not all the time. Usually I get described as being funny and not dorky... Oh and my calculator is a TI Voyage 200... If I could I would marry it. BEST calculator ever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,354 #21 April 17, 2008 Hi happy, Quote It is amazing, and embarrassing, how accurately that society depicts engineers. Even when being humorous, they are dorks. So what type of gear do you think you would be jumping if not for engineers? JerryBaumchen Registered Professional Engineer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #22 April 17, 2008 Quote Hi happy, Quote It is amazing, and embarrassing, how accurately that society depicts engineers. Even when being humorous, they are dorks. So what type of gear do you think you would be jumping if not for engineers? JerryBaumchen Registered Professional Engineer POINT. (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #23 April 18, 2008 Quote Hi happy, Quote It is amazing, and embarrassing, how accurately that society depicts engineers. Even when being humorous, they are dorks. So what type of gear do you think you would be jumping if not for engineers? JerryBaumchen Registered Professional Engineer My first aerospace adventure was designed by my sisters. A small wooden box with wooden wings nailed on. It was about to be pulled off the garage roof with a rope by my sisters, until the woman next door intervened. (I sometimes question their affection for me during our earlier years ). Bill Sr. Technical Consultant (software geek extraordinaire. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #24 April 18, 2008 Quote My favorite was the "cat yodeling" Me too. It reminds me of my own cat who used to spot me coming home and would trot down the street towards me with this long miaow. Because she was running it had the same kind of effect on her voice. Always made me laugh so much. Unfortunately she had to be put to sleep just last week. But when I remember her, that's the thing that will always make me smile the most. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #25 April 18, 2008 what's wrong with being a dork? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
