turtlespeed 219 #26 April 17, 2008 Quote Only if you have looong fingers I guess. But what about an ehm... "entanglement"? THAT must hurt You know - with the correct "Attachments" or "Hardware" on the guy . . and the right movements and rhythm . . . I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #27 April 17, 2008 Just don't tug too hard. Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #28 April 17, 2008 Yep - if that string got tangled in someone's Prince Albert - now that would piss her off "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #29 April 17, 2008 Quote Yep - if that string got tangled in someone's Prince Albert - now that would piss her off Ow.Would it hurt her?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeG 0 #30 April 17, 2008 Quote Quote Yep - if that string got tangled in someone's Prince Albert - now that would piss her off Ow.Would it hurt her? I suppose so, that thing kinda looks like a fishing hook Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #31 April 17, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Yep - if that string got tangled in someone's Prince Albert - now that would piss her off Ow.Would it hurt her? I suppose so, that thing kinda looks like a fishing hook Hence the stereotypical smell analogy?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZeG 0 #32 April 17, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Yep - if that string got tangled in someone's Prince Albert - now that would piss her off Ow.Would it hurt her? I suppose so, that thing kinda looks like a fishing hook Hence the stereotypical smell analogy? The fishing hook might hurt her, but what about the fishing rod?.... Ouch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #33 April 18, 2008 Quote Quote Turtle: Is this the best you can do? I expected more. You sir, need to return to GA to re-learn the way of the Buddah. In fact I do ned to do just that . . . Do I need to give you warning or should I just show up? Well, if you put your money on the chance that all pieces are in their place, you sir are a gambler. If you were here tomorrow, I have two words for you: Oh fuck. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #34 April 18, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Turtle: Is this the best you can do? I expected more. You sir, need to return to GA to re-learn the way of the Buddah. In fact I do ned to do just that . . . Do I need to give you warning or should I just show up? Well, if you put your money on the chance that all pieces are in their place, you sir are a gambler. If you were here tomorrow, I have two words for you: Oh fuck. Funny you should mention.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #35 April 21, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Turtle: Is this the best you can do? I expected more. You sir, need to return to GA to re-learn the way of the Buddah. In fact I do ned to do just that . . . Do I need to give you warning or should I just show up? Well, if you put your money on the chance that all pieces are in their place, you sir are a gambler. If you were here tomorrow, I have two words for you: Oh fuck. Funny you should mention. Well - OH FUCK didn't happen . . . Turtle was good and pure and innocent.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #36 April 21, 2008 Say what now? I... ummm... er... Where was I again? Someone ask J, maybe he knows. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #37 April 22, 2008 Quote Seeing it is actually quite small...and I am guessing most of the guys have no idea what that actually is, quite funny. I am willing to bet more of you have come bumped one of those then you realize Isnt it an IUD?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #38 April 22, 2008 Shit, After reading the rest of the thread I guess my previous post was silly and obvious.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #39 April 22, 2008 Quote Shit, After reading the rest of the thread I guess my previous post was silly and obvious. Happy b-day JTI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #40 April 23, 2008 Hey Mac MIRENA!!! "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #41 April 23, 2008 Quote Turtle was good and pure and innocent. What the fuck ever! I didn't even make it out there, and I know better... Geezus! You'd better have your A game on at Skyfest, Turtle!!! That's all I'm going to say. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #42 April 23, 2008 Quote Quote Turtle was good and pure and innocent. What the fuck ever! I didn't even make it out there, and I know better... Geezus! You'd better have your A game on at Skyfest, Turtle!!! That's all I'm going to say. I am sure I have no idea what you mean by "A" game. I am in bed early every night. And the imbibement of alcohol is non existent in my life.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #43 April 24, 2008 Quote I am sure I have no idea what you mean by "A" game. I am in bed early every night. And the imbibement of alcohol is non existent in my life Ha! I almost died choking on my oatmeal stout while reading this! Damn you, don't do that!A-game, baby...you know what I'm talking about."Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #44 April 24, 2008 Quote Quote I am sure I have no idea what you mean by "A" game. I am in bed early every night. And the imbibement of alcohol is non existent in my life Ha! I almost died choking on my oatmeal stout while reading this! Damn you, don't do that!A-game, baby...you know what I'm talking about. You were not there last weekend, so you couldn't witness the "Neww and Improved" Turtle in action. I was in bed by 11PM.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #45 April 24, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I am sure I have no idea what you mean by "A" game. I am in bed early every night. And the imbibement of alcohol is non existent in my life Ha! I almost died choking on my oatmeal stout while reading this! Damn you, don't do that!A-game, baby...you know what I'm talking about. You were not there last weekend, so you couldn't witness the "Neww and Improved" Turtle in action. I was in bed by 11PM. Not quite, but close. Admit it, you were still watching TV at 11. Either way, we are good and wholesome people. I know not of this "party" that others speak of.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #46 April 24, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote I am sure I have no idea what you mean by "A" game. I am in bed early every night. And the imbibement of alcohol is non existent in my life Ha! I almost died choking on my oatmeal stout while reading this! Damn you, don't do that!A-game, baby...you know what I'm talking about. You were not there last weekend, so you couldn't witness the "Neww and Improved" Turtle in action. I was in bed by 11PM. Not quite, but close. Admit it, you were still watching TV at 11. Either way, we are good and wholesome people. I know not of this "party" that others speak of. Why is she so bent on tarnishing our reputation?What did we do to her? Why is she after us? Did we not do as she said when she forced us to drink that stuff in that bottle? Did we not follow her orders when she siad - "Here, Have More!" What does it take to satiate this woman? I think I am going to go meditate on this.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #47 April 24, 2008 Quote Not quite, but close. Admit it, you were still watching TV at 11. Either way, we are good and wholesome people. I know not of this "party" that others speak of. Why is she so bent on tarnishing our reputation?What did we do to her? Why is she after us? Did we not do as she said when she forced us to drink that stuff in that bottle? Did we not follow her orders when she siad - "Here, Have More!" What does it take to satiate this woman? I think I am going to go meditate on this.I just dont know. We never just "have more" do we? Nooooo. We have standards! I am meditating as we speak. mmmmm... meditation. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #48 April 29, 2008 QuoteWhy is she so bent on tarnishing our reputation? What did we do to her? Why is she after us? Did we not do as she said when she forced us to drink that stuff in that bottle? Did we not follow her orders when she siad - "Here, Have More!" What does it take to satiate this woman? I think I am going to go meditate on this. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I just dont know. We never just "have more" do we? Nooooo. We have standards! I am meditating as we speak. mmmmm... meditation. Whatever. You haven't seen anything YET! Just wait. If J is going to call me "trouble" then I must live up to the name..."Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #49 April 29, 2008 Quote Whatever. You haven't seen anything YET! Just wait. If J is going to call me "trouble" then I must live up to the name... So - How did this all work out for you this weekend?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #50 May 5, 2008 Quote So - How did this all work out for you this weekend Errr...I was talking about Skyfest. You're going to be there, right?? "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
