fpritchett64 0 #1 April 29, 2008 Man, I've really got the farts today and was just wondering if anyone else was in the same boat as me? Must be those hotdogs from last night!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #2 April 29, 2008 i've been eating low carb which makes my farts all but go away. my wife, however, has been blasting the ass trumpet loud, long, and often lately. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fpritchett64 0 #3 April 29, 2008 Isn't it strange how the women always seem to claim that they don't fart. Shoot, my fiance is worse than me, and stinks...holy shit, it's the closest thing to shit!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hungarianchick 0 #4 April 29, 2008 I went wheat and gluten free a little over two months ago. I haven't farted since. I wish I'd done it thirty years ago... "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #5 April 29, 2008 DO NOT EAT CABBAGE SOUP!!! Omg- I almost called to place a world record. I remember sitting at work printing random papers so I can crop dust my coworkers.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AKCrash 0 #6 April 29, 2008 Quote DO NOT EAT CABBAGE SOUP!!! Omg- I almost called to place a world record. I remember sitting at work printing random papers so I can crop dust my coworkers. "Those who would give up Essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" Franklin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #7 April 29, 2008 Quote I haven't farted since. ...... you're exaggerating right? It's impossible to stop farting completely. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #8 April 29, 2008 Quote Man, I've really got the farts today and was just wondering if anyone else was in the same boat as me? Nope. I jumped off that boat when you started, as did everybody else. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #9 April 29, 2008 Excessive beer and enchaladas make for an interesting experience. You will almost foop/shart yourself. Then when you finally make it to the can it's like shooting shit from a potato gun. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #10 April 29, 2008 I had a really farty day yesterday - but today my bowels seem to have calmed down. We were jumping and I kept gassing the airplane ALL the way up. But nobody smelled it. Neither did I. It was weird. I think it's a weird, surreal experience when you first hear your girlfriend fart in front of you. Dunno why...=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 April 29, 2008 I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #12 April 30, 2008 Quote Or thisYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hungarianchick 0 #13 April 30, 2008 Quote ...... you're exaggerating right? It's impossible to stop farting completely. Nope, I'm not exaggerating! I only poot now! "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
