How could we teach a monkey to skydive?

[cocheese 0]

I'm serious. What would be a good training progression?

What would the public say?

Wouldn't it be great to jump with the little hairy bastard?

Maybe a 200lb. gorilla would be better. Monkey too floaty.


That would be so freakin cool to see the pure joy one would get from the experience.

Might have a toggle whipping crack monkey on your hands that steals all the beer.

[virgin-burner 1]

u talkin' 'bout me!?

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"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
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[galvar2439 0]

DAMN Cheesy, you must be bored stiff again. Besides Monkeys are too smart to jump from a P-------- good airplane.

So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

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[monkycndo 0]

Now I remember why I don't like you.

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You know you want to spank it
Jump an Infinity

[lippy 918]

The answer to your question I do not have, but all of my assets are at your disposal to make this happen!

I'm in the jungle right now and there's a family of monkies who come eat in a tree right outside my lab. If you send me a tranquilizer gun I'll get you your monkey. Then we just need a few monkey AFF instructors, a small rig and a helmet with a little propeller on top.

I want to attach a monkey pic but the files are WAY too big

I got nuthin

[cocheese 0]

Bananas man, bananas.

[Andy_Copland 0]

With Coors light, anything is possible.

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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[Amazon 7]

Dont they have a training curriculum for that at Raeford??

[normiss 855]

all we have to do is teach them to pack....
seems to work well with humans...

[lippy 918]

I tried the banana yesterday, popped him square between the eyes. Fucker bounces 40' to the ground, a giant iguana grabs him by the neck and takes off.

So I'm standin there, banana peel in hand when all these pissed off fuckin monkies start screamin at me. I take a primate turd right in the temple. I dropped the peel, go to run but step right back on the thing and it's lights out Dolly!

Wake up 20 minutes later covered in monkey feces with not so much as a monkey OR the banana I had for desert.

So I say no, Cocheese, bananas is not the answer


***I REALLY need to get out of the jungle and find a fuckin beer***

I got nuthin

[shermanator 4]

not possible. I tried it.. the monkey i used apparently climbed when it got scared, and well, it was scared. canopy popped out, and it climbed.

poor monkey!

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[base_nz 0]

Maybe take things slow and start with a couple of tandems????

.....And you thought Kiwis couldn't fly!!!!

[iambeav2 0]

Yeah, so everyone got to stare at me when I saw this, b/c I was LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD!!! HAHA, toggle monkeys UNITE...later.

...it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you!

[zoobrothertom 5]

There is an old story about a monkey (chimp?) being static lined. He climbed the lines and collapsed the round canopy and streamered in all wrapped up.

Urban legend? Who knows.

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[cocheese 0]

Are you serious?

[lippy 918]

Every word is true until the point where I threw the banana

I got nuthin

[Amazon 7]

Dude.. stuff like that pops into my mind all the time.. and since I have little in the way of impulse control much of the time... I just lett the outer voice run wiht it......

Its a curse I tell ya