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The trouble with Vegan dogs.......

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their farts smell like cruciferous vegetables. :(



Vegan dogs are fun! A girl I know has one.... fed it a sausage when she wasn't looking and the dog barfed all over the place:D She was kind of mad later on:S

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Does this apply to humans as well?


I know when I eat cabbage soup- OMG. I am a farting machine! Thats how I pick up all my men. I keep them warm with farts.



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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

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I like to fart. It's really funny when a woman just lets one rip. Especially if she's in formal attire. I laugh at the thought.....



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That's why you don't laugh when a girl farts, no matter how embarrassed she is. It's funny from then on out. No tact, anywhere. Especially restaraunts.

Learn to be happy. You can't be there for anybody else in life if you can't learn to be there for yourself.

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