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Yes, I'm admitting guilt right here in exchange for a lesser sentence. I deeply regret this post and all its inherent cuteness. I shall accept the punishment of one day man-card suspension.


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Paternal dog Billy takes on an unusual kid

A paternal dog has adopted an abandoned baby goat as his surrogate child.

Billy the boxer has become the constant companion of the 12-day old kid called Lilly. He sleeps with the goat, licks her clean, and protects her from any dangers at Pennywell Farm wildlife centre at Buckfastleigh, near Totnes, Devon.

The kid was abandoned by her mother when she was only a few hours old and adopted by paternal Billy when his owner Elizabeth Tozer began hand rearing the goat.

The unusual bond has developed over the last month and the pair are now inseparable.

Elizabeth said: "Lilly follows Billy around which is really quite amusing to watch and Billy sleeps with the goat and cleans her mouth after she feeds."

Lilly was the smallest of a litter of three kids and her mother abandoned her because she could only care for the two stronger ones. The pair have attracted quite a crowd at the animal centre and the staff are keen to see how their relationship will develop.



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"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
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one day man-card suspension.



One day?

One fucking day?

Dude... that man-card is going to know my industrial shredder on a personnal basis.


I have to disagree - the comittee has reviewed it and a one day suspension is in order . . . But along with the one day susp. there is a two week "No Nascar" fine to be paid as well.B|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Actually, the dog is thinking "Mmm, this goat is going to be SooooooOOOoooOO TASTY when he gets bigger. MMMMmmmmm, gonna let him grow, then I'm gonna chomp him and let him sit and few days to get a good smelling and eat him a bit at a time. Mmm-MMM, I just can't stop licking!"
"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

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But along with the one day susp. there is a two week "No Nascar" fine to be paid as well.B|



Help! Help! I'm being repressed over here! :o

Your penalty is too harsh, and I refuse to comply because you have no jurisdiction over such matters in the first place. :P:D

Blues,
Dave
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(drink Mountain Dew)

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Yes, I'm admitting guilt right here in exchange for a lesser sentence. I deeply regret this post and all its inherent cuteness. I shall accept the punishment of one day man-card suspension.


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Paternal dog Billy takes on an unusual kid

A paternal dog has adopted an abandoned baby goat as his surrogate child.

Billy the boxer has become the constant companion of the 12-day old kid called Lilly. He sleeps with the goat, licks her clean, and protects her from any dangers at Pennywell Farm wildlife centre at Buckfastleigh, near Totnes, Devon.

The kid was abandoned by her mother when she was only a few hours old and adopted by paternal Billy when his owner Elizabeth Tozer began hand rearing the goat.

The unusual bond has developed over the last month and the pair are now inseparable.

Elizabeth said: "Lilly follows Billy around which is really quite amusing to watch and Billy sleeps with the goat and cleans her mouth after she feeds."

Lilly was the smallest of a litter of three kids and her mother abandoned her because she could only care for the two stronger ones. The pair have attracted quite a crowd at the animal centre and the staff are keen to see how their relationship will develop.



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Dave


are you sure that isn't Minka in disquise???/ as punishment for such a fluffy fluff story from you is a night of hot tubbing with me, muttley and doc.....we will make a man out of you yet:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: Steak and wine included of course;););)
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"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
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Sounds like fun! Oh, and congrats on your new trailer. We're gonna be neighbors! :o:D

Blues,
Dave



Congrats on your new trailer !!!! Are you sure you want as neighbors?????:o:o:o:o:o
DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

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Sounds like fun! Oh, and congrats on your new trailer. We're gonna be neighbors! :o:D

Blues,
Dave



Congrats on your new trailer !!!! Are you sure you want as neighbors?????:o:o:o:o:o


But of course. Don't you know I put the G in "ghetto", yo. :|

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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. . . But along with the one day susp. there is a two week "No Nascar" fine to be paid as well.B|



Hey!

Why am I being punished as well?! So not fair! >:(


I suppose there can be leiniency. [:/]

After appeal, the comittee has decided that all fines and adjudication shall be deferred unless another infraction or offence is committed.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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. . . But along with the one day susp. there is a two week "No Nascar" fine to be paid as well.B|



Hey!

Why am I being punished as well?! So not fair! >:(


I suppose there can be leiniency. [:/]

After appeal, the comittee has decided that all fines and adjudication shall be deferred unless another infraction or offence is committed.


The new truck I bought last year is very nice. Combined with the toy I bought today, I'm convinced (or at least hopeful) there will be a NASCAR event in my near future. :)

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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I find Nascar to be very boring.

If I had a mere extra 3k dollars I would be able to totally out accelerate and outrun at any NASCAR vehicle at top end.

All for a total cost of less than 12k dollars.

I would love to do some laps at Talladega and watch people jaws drop at the speed.

I would estimate I would easily top out at 230mph.:)
While able to achieve mid 7s in the quarter mile.B|

Right now I can only do high 9s[:/]

that additional 200hp would make a huge difference.B|

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It is very pretty Dave! Can't wait for the grand tour.......I think we will be having lots of trouble this summer:D:D:D:D

DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

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