lawrocket 3 #1 April 3, 2008 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080403/ap_on_re_us/sex_survey_7 So, ladies - quit lying abotu wanting a guy who can go all night. And dudes - quit lying about being able to go all night. Tonight, dudes, tell your lady or some random gal you hope to hook up with, "I've timed myself at 7 minutes and 18 seconds. Recent studies suggest that it makes me the ideal sexual partner." Bust out your stopwatches! "Hurry up, baby, the baseball game is on in 15 minutes. You only need, at most, 13, so we're finished when that alarm goes off." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #2 April 3, 2008 they were talking about this on the radio here in ATL this morning. I missed most of it. I'll admit, it's fun to change it up. You want it quick sometimes, and others you want to take your time and make it last. The best I had lasted wayyyyyyy more than 13 minutes Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #3 April 3, 2008 Does that include foreplay?? If so.. I am IN!!!Edit: Dang!! went back and read the article. Quote The time does not count foreplay, and the therapists did rate sexual intercourse that lasts from 1 to 2 minutes as "too short." Back to the drawing Board! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #4 April 3, 2008 Umm, I think you overlooked something: Quote The time does not count foreplay . . . Typical man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #5 April 3, 2008 No, it does NOT include foreplay. For example, it does not include the time spent showering, goign out to dinner and a pizza, and begging, "But I bought you a pizza!?!? Pleeeease." Now I for one rather enjoy lengthy foreplay. I'm a tease. There are times when I also really enjoy a nice long going at it. But now I've found out that it's not the best. I'll aim for three minutes and edge ever higher to see how she does. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #6 April 3, 2008 Lots of people just aren't very creative then. Or, to give the general population the benefit of the doubt, maybe it's just that segment of society that frequents the sex therapists who have the results a little skewed. I'm not buying it...lol. -- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #7 April 3, 2008 Uh, yeah. Like ANYBODY is going to not follow the direction sof someone named "Shotgun." I'd compare that to, "The Eunuch-maker..." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #8 April 3, 2008 I do not get what women are always bitching about.. I mean we both started at the same time. It is not my fault if I am better at it than she is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #9 April 3, 2008 I would only see a sex therapist if she was hot and gave hands-on advice. As an aside, why are the popular female sex-therapists all shriveled and 80 years old? My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #10 April 3, 2008 Quote I do not get what women are always bitching about.. I mean we both started at the same time. It is not my fault if I am better at it than she is. The key to any of my partners finishing first is me turning the lights off. That way they can imagine being with someone hot. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 April 3, 2008 QuoteSo, ladies - quit lying abotu wanting a guy who can go all night. I've never bitched about it. I get bored easily and don't want a guy that has to go all night. 5-10 minutes and i'm happy....or course i do like to blow him first. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #12 April 3, 2008 Quote I get bored easily and don't want a guy that has to go all night. 5-10 minutes and i'm happy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45LzDRmHrmg - at the 1:39 mark.. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #13 April 3, 2008 QuoteI get bored easily and don't want a guy that has to go all night. 5-10 minutes and i'm happy What about that one time me and you went for like 5 hou..... er, nevermind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #14 April 4, 2008 Oh come on now, who funded the study? Speedy Gonzales? “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #15 April 4, 2008 Quote I do not get what women are always bitching about.. I mean we both started at the same time. It is not my fault if I am better at it than she is. The first one to cum wins, and the goal is to remain undefeated? ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 April 4, 2008 Quote What about that one time me and you went for like 5 hou..... er, nevermind. Ya know how it is. When i'm with a hot chick, i like to go for hours...but i get bored with the guys. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 April 4, 2008 My last g/f used to like sex in the kitchen. Then I found out it was because her egg timer was broke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpoutnow 0 #18 April 4, 2008 I watched Robin Meade tell this story this morning. And, uh, WOW! The rest of the day, I could not get this song out of my head...... Clarence Carter's STROKIN'People are crazy. Cuz there's more of 'em. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 April 4, 2008 Quote As an aside, why are the popular female sex-therapists all shriveled and 80 years old? Depends on your definition of "therapist". Strippers. Solving the actual problem without all the college, refinement, and extraneous conversation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #20 April 4, 2008 Quote Umm, I think you overlooked something: Quote The time does not count foreplay . . . Typical man. What is "foreplay"?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 April 4, 2008 QuoteWhat is "foreplay"? It's when she brings you a sammich. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #22 April 4, 2008 Quote Ya know how it is. When i'm with a hot chick, i like to go for hours...but i get bored with the guys. Hah, if there's no video, it didn't happen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #23 April 4, 2008 Quote Does that include foreplay?? If so.. I am IN!!!dude, so lost hope in you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #24 April 4, 2008 Quote No, it does NOT include foreplay. For example, it does not include the time spent showering, goign out to dinner and a pizza, and begging, "But I bought you a pizza!?!? Pleeeease." Is this your idea of foreplay??? Dude, you need to get an instructional manual or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #25 April 4, 2008 Quote Quote Ya know how it is. When i'm with a hot chick, i like to go for hours...but i get bored with the guys. Hah, if there's no video, it didn't happen. Who said there wasn't video? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
