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lawrocket

Study - sex best when only lasting 3-13 minutes.

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lawrocket    3

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I used to think that saying "roll over" was foreplay.

But then my girlfriend told me that I was no good on my belly, so I had to roll over. Her explaining exactly why I had to roll over was somewhat exciting.

Eventually, I learned that foreplay was so much more, like "I'm so drunk," "shut up, dude, I want nothing verbal associated with you," and "my boyfriend will kill you if he sees you."

And I'm like, "So let me die happy. Oh yeah, I need to roll over. Sorry. Hey, 'estoppel.' 'ESTOPPEL!' That's the safety word. OW!!!! ESTOPPELLLLL!"

Damn cigarette scars...[:/]



My wife is hotter than your wife.

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ryoder    1,590

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Isn't 7-13 minutes enough if you do it right? I've seen even shorter times be awesome to all parties involved.;)



Why does the discussion seem to imply just one round?[:/]
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Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him.



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vskydiver    0

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Isn't 7-13 minutes enough if you do it right? I've seen even shorter times be awesome to all parties involved.;)


Are you talking men or women? I think the article was referring to men. Yes women can finish in about 3 minutes but they can continue on and do it again two minutes later and then again... My personal experience seems like it lasts WAY longer. Maybe that is because you do it right though. I don't know?

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iluvtofly    0

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If you go to Disney World and stand in line for 45 minutes and then finally get on the ride and have a good time for a few minutes...

...foreplay is the 45 minutes of standing in line and acting like you are enjoying the waiting part.



Hey now...I happen to enjoy foreplay. I've found that sometimes foreplay is much better then the sex itself.

But then again, I enjoy being a tease and being teased. So that could have something to do with it. :D:);)

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If you go to Disney World and stand in line for 45 minutes and then finally get on the ride and have a good time for a few minutes...

...foreplay is the 45 minutes of standing in line and acting like you are enjoying the waiting part.



Hey now...I happen to enjoy foreplay. I've found that sometimes foreplay is much better then the sex itself.

But then again, I enjoy being a tease and being teased. So that could have something to do with it. :D:);)


The idea of being "good" is only important if you want to spend more time with them. All that "talking" nonsense.
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Squeak    17

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What is "foreplay"?[:/]



If you go to Disney World and stand in line for 45 minutes and then finally get on the ride and have a good time for a few minutes...

...foreplay is the 45 minutes of standing in line and acting like you are enjoying the waiting part.
;)
45 mins, man i was there for like 3 frigging hours>:( I was So Soarin after :|
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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Baksteen    84

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I've seen even shorter times be awesome to all parties involved.;)



It's called "faking", dude!
"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

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Thanatos340    1

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Does that include foreplay?? If so.. I am IN!!!:P:D:D


Dude, so lost hope in you. :P



If you ever believe a single thing I post, Your Bullshit meter must be broken.

It is very easy to tell when I just posted another untruth on here.. My fingers touched the keyboard.:P:D:D:D

I believe in foreplay. Sometime I will even open the door of the truck for her when I say.. Git in the Truck Woman.:P:D

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Bolas    5

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If you go to Disney World and stand in line for 45 minutes and then finally get on the ride and have a good time for a few minutes...

...foreplay is the 45 minutes of standing in line and acting like you are enjoying the waiting part.



Hey now...I happen to enjoy foreplay. I've found that sometimes foreplay is much better then the sex itself.

But then again, I enjoy being a tease and being teased. So that could have something to do with it. :D:);)


It's all about the anticipation and the desire. The closer one is to something but not able to get it, the more they then want it. When they finally get it, it can seem better than it really was sometimes. :)
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Hipwrddude    0

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The study never showed that sex was best because it lasted only between 3 - 13 minutes. The study simply reflected the duration of the average event. What it really be throwin down is that Homeboy ain't able to hang with the Home girly. There are other studies that show when couples first hook up they're bustin' bedframes, creating racket and otherwise freakin marathon style.
But hey, for the other guy, the guy who doesn't have a girl, you need some Herbal Essence for Men:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxTyuFBPJsk

You're always the starter in your own life!

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tbrown    26

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I've never bitched about it. I get bored easily and don't want a guy that has to go all night. 5-10 minutes and i'm happy....or course i do like to blow him first.



Good girl ! You sound a whole lot like my wife (I'm so lucky...).

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