sunshine 2 #1 April 1, 2008 So i decided to make chicken fried rice for dinner. Note to everyone - don't put cubed chicken in a skillet of hot oil unless you have clothes on. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 April 1, 2008 Quote So i decided to make chicken fried rice for dinner. Note to everyone - don't put cubed chicken in a skillet of hot oil unless you have clothes on. You're just finding that out now? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #3 April 1, 2008 At least you weren't frying bacon....cause...OW!"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 April 1, 2008 Quote At least you weren't frying bacon....cause...OW! That's bad, but it takes a while for the bacon to heat up and start popping. What's worse is having oil already heated to the boiling point and dropping a bag of frozen chicken cubes or something with frost all over. Holy Fucking Shit Batman! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #5 April 1, 2008 Quote What's worse is having oil already heated to the boiling point and dropping a bag of frozen chicken cubes or something with frost all over. Holy Fucking Shit Batman! You did this naked?"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dannydan 5 #6 April 2, 2008 Hey.... No guts ..no GLORYburnHOLES!!and since yr in the kitchen, might as well rub some BUTTer all oveR your...................burns! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #7 April 2, 2008 Don't feel bad. I burned my stomach a few weeks ago when I was draining the pasta. The boiling water splashed on me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #8 April 2, 2008 Quote Quote What's worse is having oil already heated to the boiling point and dropping a bag of frozen chicken cubes or something with frost all over. Holy Fucking Shit Batman! You did this naked? No, I ain't stupid! But having a long sleeved shirt on instead of short sleeves would have been nice! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #9 April 2, 2008 That's why you wear one of those cute little aprons... nothing else. Just the apron. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 April 2, 2008 Quote and since yr in the kitchen, might as well rub some BUTTer all oveR your...................burns! come over and do it for me. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #11 April 2, 2008 Quote That's why you wear one of those cute little aprons... nothing else. Just the apron. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #12 April 2, 2008 Quote So i decided to make chicken fried rice for dinner. Note to everyone - don't put cubed chicken in a skillet of hot oil unless you have clothes on. Reminds me of the time I was making pancakes on sat when I was 10. I had two much oil in the cast iron skillet, It was to hot, and I had the homade batter tooo thick.... Usually not a problem, but this time things were right and grease splattered ALL OVER.... Mind you I was only wearing shorts, I was shirt-less. Needless to say i was wrapped in gause for a loooong number of weeks Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #13 April 2, 2008 Next time dry the excess moisture off the chicken by patting on a paper towel. Hot oil + water = steam = violent expansion (I know you like that one) = SPLATTER. Now put some clothes on and make me a sandwich. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 April 2, 2008 Quote make me a sandwich I don't make sandwiches...only SAMMICHES!!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #15 April 2, 2008 Quote Hey.... No guts ..no GLORYburnHOLES!!and since yr in the kitchen, might as well rub some BUTTer all oveR your...................burns! Hell man, I was going to say, " As long as you are in the kitchen you might as well make me a drink". But to each his own. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #16 April 2, 2008 Quote That's why you wear one of those cute little aprons... nothing else. Just the apron. Wow, I like the way you think. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtyB 0 #17 April 2, 2008 Yeah, I'd go with the apron option. If you MUST be naked then I suggest finger food...no pun intended. "Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #18 April 2, 2008 Quote Yeah, I'd go with the apron option. If you MUST be naked then I suggest finger food...no pun intended. Who needs to cook when there's protein available? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #19 April 2, 2008 Quote Quote Yeah, I'd go with the apron option. If you MUST be naked then I suggest finger food...no pun intended. Who needs to cook when there's protein available? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #20 April 2, 2008 Im sorry...... Did you just ask her to put clothes on? I would ask her to post some nekkid burn pics so we can all learn from it !! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #21 April 2, 2008 Quote Quote make me a sandwich I don't make sandwiches...only SAMMICHES!!! Can you make me a boobie sammich? I will supply the salami! Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #22 April 2, 2008 Quote Quote That's why you wear one of those cute little aprons... nothing else. Just the apron. Wow, I like the way you think. Not that I've done that.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #23 April 2, 2008 Quote Can you make me a boobie sammich? I will supply the salami! Can you supply the special sauce too? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #24 April 2, 2008 Quote [...Not that I've done that.... WoW! I'll be having sweet dreams tonight. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #25 April 2, 2008 Quote Quote Can you make me a boobie sammich? I will supply the salami! Can you supply the special sauce too? It is a special order Item and may take some time.... Maybe you could eat your sammmich and then I'll bring the sauce?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
