Need a Slogan/Phrase...

[selbbub78 0]

So I have the ability to come up with a phrase that will basically live on forever... There is no stipulations as to what can and cannot be said/written. It can be about whatever...

I get 3 lines with 16 characters per line.

Help me think of some good, crazy stuff to write. My creativity is just nil right now



CReW Skies,
bubbles

P.S. Turtle, no i'm not going to write about you

"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

[AggieDave 6]

"Where were those teachers when I was in high school?"

Is that along the lines of what you were looking for? Or you looking for something a little less "funny t-shirt."

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[LisaH 0]

Help me think of some good, crazy stuff to write. My creativity is just nil right now
____________________________________

That's because you are too busy thinking about sexy boxers.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[sunshine 2]

Glitter Pussy -
Everyone loves
shiny things

___________________________________________
meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[selbbub78 0]

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"Where were those teachers when I was in high school?"

Is that along the lines of what you were looking for? Or you looking for something a little less "funny t-shirt."

No I'm looking for silly, funny stuff...

One of my friends is gonna do the whole "for a good time, call ..."

silly, humorous, amusing stuff

CReW Skies,
bubbles

"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

[selbbub78 0]

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Help me think of some good, crazy stuff to write. My creativity is just nil right now
____________________________________

That's because you are too busy thinking about sexy boxers.

darn straight


CReW Skies,
bubbles

"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

[selbbub78 0]

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Glitter Pussy -
Everyone loves
shiny things

Oh I really like that!!


CReW Skies,
bubbles

"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

[Gene03 0]

Try some truck stop or public bathroom poetry.

“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

[benblee 0]

The only think idiot proofing does is makes for bigger idiots!

I just thought of this one tonight and thought it fit what I was working on pretty well. It did prove to be true.

Ben Lee
www.CollegeSkydiving.com

[Hausse 0]

I like this one:

If live gives you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who's live is giving them vodka and have a party.

[airtwardo 7]

My tagline is a classic...to long though!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Peej 0]

"Fisting is for pussies"

Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky

[shropshire 0]

"The end is ni......"

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[popsjumper 2]

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Try some truck stop or public bathroom poetry.

Here I sit
All broken hearted
Paid a dime and only farted

Oh wait...too many characters.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[shropshire 0]

The boy stood on the burning deck,
his pockets full of crackers,
A spark flew up his trouser leg,
and blew off both his knackers.

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome