Rick 67 #26 March 11, 2008 Due to the heat here in Florida most people train in flipflopmonauti. In flipflopmonauti you are required to wear camouflage clothing and it helps if you are missing teethYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #27 March 11, 2008 All this motion! Walkmonauti, Walkmonauti, Walkmonauti, You guys are making me tired. BUT! That's good! It motivates me to do more reserach and development on my Napmonauti program.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #28 March 12, 2008 Quote Yeah, but I stole the idea from you Remster walks like that cause he's retarded...he's not doing it on purpose. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #29 March 12, 2008 I found some examples of inverted walkmonauti that are pretty impressive. Check them out. at altitude freestyle inverted walkmonauti proof that inverted walkmonauti is being done all over the world AND FINALLY....PROOF THAT WALKMONAUTI PRODUCES LIFT!!! can be seen in THIS PICTURE "It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maxx 1 #30 March 12, 2008 Heymonauti, I don't believe youmonauti. Get some GPSmonauti done to prove it. We need datamonauti! maxmonauti Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kaerodyne 0 #31 March 16, 2008 I've just returned from ZHiils, where I was witness to and took part in a little 2-way and 4-way walkmonauti ... I know some pics will be posted soon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #32 March 16, 2008 Our stumblemonauti coming out of the bar didn't go so well. The camera guy got a little too angled and, unfortunately, it was right in front of the formation...he funneled the entire thing. Alas, no pics due to a broken lens in the funnel.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #33 March 16, 2008 I realize that it may be too ambitious at this stage of the development of the discipline, but I'd like to see walkmonauti being practiced while simultaneously chewing gum. It could be synchronized to music if done in groups, with bubble blowing as a freestyle variation. I was training for an attempt at that yesterday, but engaging in walkmonauti and gum chewing simultaneously will probably require the construction of a customized padded sidewalk, and finding investors is a challenge. I have heard that there may be institutions with padded walls that might be used in the training process, but padded rooms would only allow for a walkmonauti simulation and you really need to be able to exit the building to properly engage in walkmonauti. At minimum, I think it is absolutely necessary to have an instructor on hand who is trained in Heimlichmonauti before any such attempts are made.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #34 March 16, 2008 Quote I've just returned from ZHiils, where I was witness to and took part in a little 2-way and 4-way walkmonauti ... I know some pics will be posted soon. This photo, you mean?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stratostar 5 #35 March 16, 2008 Now that's some funny shitmonauti, I don't care who you are.you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iamsam 0 #36 March 17, 2008 Quote This photo, you mean? Hate to be pedantic but isn't that drinkmonauti?but what do I know Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #37 March 17, 2008 That was a great "Hold my Beer and Watch This" opportunity. As a side note: I have been informed that my napmonauti technique is all wrong. I'm a little too horizontal.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #38 March 17, 2008 Ok, OK...I am finally able to get up off the floor and breathe to reply to your post.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #39 March 17, 2008 Quote Quote This photo, you mean? Hate to be pedantic but isn't that drinkmonauti? No, I believe for it to be true drinkmonauti, not only the drinkers but also the drinks need to be at a proper angle. Notice that the drinker in the back (we'll call him DouLiamond to protect his identity) does not have his drink at the proper angle to create lift. But don't ask me, I'm just the atmovidiot."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kaerodyne 0 #40 March 17, 2008 Alas my young (old) student DouLiamond has shown once again he has much to learn in the fine art of monauti Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #41 March 17, 2008 Quote Alas my young (old) student DouLiamond has shown once again he has much to learn in the fine art of monauti Ah, but your is angled the OPPOSITE of your body, so it counteracts your lift, does it not? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kaerodyne 0 #42 March 17, 2008 you do have a point, but in this case the drink was leading the walk with some backwalkmonauti Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,058 #43 March 17, 2008 >but in this case the drink was leading the walk with some backwalkmonauti. Good point. You should add that to the safety section of your syllabus, so that newer walkmonauti do not place themselves at risk of spillage or other potentially deadly errors. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kaerodyne 0 #44 March 18, 2008 *monauti is not for the faint hearted and easily distracted, it takes dedication, skills and determination to perfect the art of *monauti A prime example is the age old buildmanouti from Italy, see pic attached. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kaerodyne 0 #45 March 18, 2008 and for those of you who doubt the power behind the *monauti, I have proof in the attached pic that when mother nature says "Monaut" even the palm trees get in on the action. hurricanemonauti Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mciocca 0 #46 March 26, 2008 *** The final touches (so to speak) are being put into writing for an even greater activity Spankmonauti - Is the art of correct and secure, safe and educated spanking and erotic discipline Quote BEWARE with this kind of talk you might just get one of those skateboardwalkmonauti's to PUMPYOURNAUTI... The Sky's Our Playground Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
testpilot 0 #47 March 26, 2008 Is there a Spankmonauti site yet where we can post video. Because we all know, if there is no video it didnt happen. Dave D830 http://www.skydiving.co.za Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
breadhead 0 #48 March 26, 2008 Quotehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atmonauti Oh, come on guys, this Walkmonauti thread is really funny, but what "somebody" did to Wikipedia is a bridge too far. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #49 March 26, 2008 Quote Quote http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atmonauti Oh, come on guys, this Walkmonauti thread is really funny, but what "somebody" did to Wikipedia is a bridge too far. Too true!---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kaerodyne 0 #50 March 26, 2008 Quote Is there a Spankmonauti site yet where we can post video. Because we all know, if there is no video it didnt happen. There is video, but alas I dont kiss and tell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites