mnealtx 0 #76 January 18, 2008 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #77 January 18, 2008 OK.. Here is the secret.. First. Find a Sympathetic Girl and Bribe her to start spreading the rumor that you Hung like a Horse and know what to do with it!! Second.. Alcohol. Lots of Alcohol. Third.. Don’t show any interest in them at all. (They cant stand that!!) Fourth.. Always make sure you hang out girls much prettier than the one you really want. Women are fiercely competitive and will want to prove their prowess by taking you away from the hotter chick. Fifth.. More alcohol. Got it?? Good!! No go get em. (BTW, None of this has ever worked for me, but you may have better luck.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #78 January 18, 2008 Wait...I thought you had to have a Huge Deck® to get the chicks???Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #79 January 18, 2008 My Huge Deck got repo`ed.Now I have small Pallet in front of the door that I pretend is a Deck. I got deck envy something fierce now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #80 January 18, 2008 Damn...gotta hate when THAT happens!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
auburnguy 0 #81 January 18, 2008 Just don't be a douche bag, girls seem to like that. I would not date a girl from my home dz, because then it would get weird and I wouldn't have as much fun there. Then again, the other reason I wouldn't date one is because I am incredibly shy and I never stay for the party, I'm kind of a boring, shy comparatively conservative nerd. That and most of the girls at the DZ are older than me, that does not help. But hey, I go to Auburn. ridiculously beautiful girls a plenty down here."If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itllclear 1 #82 January 18, 2008 QuoteI've found that 99.99999% of the guys, at the dz are looking to get laid but will try to romance you and sweet talk you but leave you fleeing the dz in tears I resent that remark!"Harry, why did you land all the way out there? Nobody else landed out there." "Your statement answered your question." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #83 January 18, 2008 QuoteQuoteI've found that 99.99999% of the guys, at the dz are looking to get laid but will try to romance you and sweet talk you but leave you fleeing the dz in tears I resent that remark! All joking aside: Unfortunately, there's a germ of truth in it, and there's some that will take advantage in any way they can. High adrenaline and the feeling of having cheated death *can* combine to take things a lot further than they would have gone, otherwise. Let's look out for each other, and discretely give the 'newbs' a bit of a heads-up when one of the 'sharks' starts to close in. After that, it's their decision to make.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #84 January 18, 2008 I find that women of all ages at our dz like chocolate chip cookies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bomb420 1 #85 January 18, 2008 Having a nickname of Trunk helps HYPOXIC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The111 1 #86 January 18, 2008 I managed, somehow. I think what attracted her to me was that, like her, I am not your typical dropzone dweller (nor your typical dropzone guy). We actually struck up a discussion in a bar about our college aerodynamics classes, and after a minute I looked around and all the other people with us had sort of said "woa" and backed off and given us our space. After that we drank a bunch of whiskey and put on cowboy hats. For real. Attached are two pictures. She liked it on top from the very beginning. Save a horse, ride a birdman? www.WingsuitPhotos.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #87 January 18, 2008 Quote Well, all except the part about AFF. I did S/L. You'll have to forgive me, I was a bit under the influence last night--I was referring to it being true I NEVER read those types of posts in the women's forum in their entirety--if at all.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #88 January 18, 2008 So cute! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #89 January 18, 2008 Quote But hey, I go to Auburn. ridiculously beautiful girls a plenty down here. And they all can't read or spell so it makes it even easier!!!!! Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #90 January 18, 2008 Quote Quote But hey, I go to Auburn. ridiculously beautiful girls a plenty down here. And they all can't read or spell so it makes it even easier!!!!! Hey. and a few of them still have most of thier own teeth!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #91 January 18, 2008 Quote Quote Quote But hey, I go to Auburn. ridiculously beautiful girls a plenty down here. And they all can't read or spell so it makes it even easier!!!!! yeah but when they don't have any teeth, that is when the good times happen!!Hey. and a few of them still have most of thier own teeth!! Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #92 January 18, 2008 Quote Then again, the other reason I wouldn't date one is because I am incredibly shy and I never stay for the party, I'm kind of a boring, shy comparatively conservative nerd. So am I... Who'd have thought I'd meet a nice brilliant chemist to be nerdy and goofy with... and for the occasional kiss pass... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildfan75 1 #93 January 18, 2008 I think its like any other way people find love...stop looking for it. It will happen when you least expect it. Todd (L.O.) did not get me because he was a skygod, although he'll have you believe otherwise. I wasn't looking to hook up with anyone at the dz. I was (and still am) there to skydive. I ended up going to the dz every weekend and often times we were the only two that would stay at the clubhouse. It left quite a bit of time for conversation and we became best friends. The thought of being involved romatically with him never really entered my mind. At Couch '06 he made a move and I just sort of played it off as a drunk moment. And "his move" was in the form of a hug that was more than just a "friendly hug" along with the quote "This feels good. You feel good." The entire next week it was like 50 light bulbs went off in my head and I couldn't wait to get to the dz to see him again. Todd makes me laugh and not take myself too seriously. He's always there to tell me that I f'd up royally on a skydive but that's its okay because I'll get it next time (or five times from then). He'll pack for me when I'm in a time crunch. But he does this for everyone. His generocity isn't reserved for just me. Its his character. And we still have great conversation. I could talk to him for hours when I first meet him and I can still talk with him for hours (and if anyone knows Todd, you know that him talking for hours isn't the challenge, its listening to him for hours that can be). I would say if you are looking to hook up with a girl at the dz, you're more likely to hook up with a girl that's just there to hook up and will eventually end up back in WhuffoWorld. But be there to skydive and if it happens, it happens. Stop looking for it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #94 January 18, 2008 Quote Just flash your Platinum Master-Card and your 10-inch Schlong at any DZ bonfire and you'll have every girl there. Dammnit... only up to the silver card and 9 3/4 Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #95 January 18, 2008 Quote I would like to know how many guys out there have met women they’ve ended up dating at the dropzone. It seems like a rather tough challenge given the very small amount of female jumpers in our sport. Not to mention most of them appear to be seriously involved with someone already. If you were successful, what was it that set you apart from the other skygods at your dz? Could you define "Dating" please.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #96 January 18, 2008 Quote Im scared to date anyone from the dz cause of all these horror stories. So whenever a guy starts to show interest in me I just automatically shut it out. Last thing I want to be is the football. Its really simple and not limited to skydivers or the dz lifestyle. If you don't want to be treated like a "football", don't act like one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #97 January 18, 2008 Quote If you don't want to be treated like a "football", don't act like one. ding ding ding! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SSHusky 0 #98 January 18, 2008 QuoteI think its like any other way people find love...stop looking for it. It will happen when you least expect it. Yup that's how it happens. I met Scott when I wasn't looking. It was in a time of my life where I was not only not looking for a relationship but was avoiding a relationship... sigh... but Scott had to be this perfect gentleman, a man I was looking for all my life... Just remember you have plenty of time to find someone, just be patient. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stuntbabex 0 #99 January 18, 2008 Quote Quote Im scared to date anyone from the dz cause of all these horror stories. So whenever a guy starts to show interest in me I just automatically shut it out. Last thing I want to be is the football. Its really simple and not limited to skydivers or the dz lifestyle. If you don't want to be treated like a "football", don't act like one. What does "acting like a football" entail? Im curious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #100 January 18, 2008 ***: In Reply To I've found that 99.99999% of the guys, at the dz are looking to get laid but will try to romance you and sweet talk you but leave you fleeing the dz in tears I resent that remark! *** I absolutely love you though! But you have to agree, there are a lot of dogs out there. PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
