nerd137 0 #1 March 17, 2008 Help settle a bone of contention between myself and a prominent female dz.commer who INSISTS on anonymity... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #2 March 17, 2008 I heard a new one yesterday that I think is female only. Has anyone else heard "Sealing Grout"?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 March 17, 2008 QuoteI heard a new one yesterday that I think is female only. Has anyone else heard "Sealing Grout"? Not unless there is some white gooey stuff in the "joints"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #4 March 17, 2008 Men masturbate just as much as the Lady folks - I think it's unisex.=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 March 17, 2008 Quote Men masturbate just as much as the Lady folks - I think it's unisex. AKA "Solo Sex"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nerd137 0 #6 March 17, 2008 Quote I heard a new one yesterday that I think is female only. Has anyone else heard "Sealing Grout"? Some friends of mine used to refer to shaving one's pubic hair as "bleaching one's grout." (e.g. "Does she bleach her grout?") Long story how that came about. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #7 March 17, 2008 "Bleaching one's grout".. sounds gross! And I've never heard a woman say she was going to go "rub one out." Thats penis talk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #8 March 17, 2008 His: Choking the chicken Throttling the Love Knob Polishing the helmet Petting the python Her: Flicking the bean Paddling the canoe Unisex (or really wound it be mono-sex in this case??) Spankin the monkey Rubbin one out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 March 17, 2008 Her: Double click your mouse.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeffNo 0 #10 March 17, 2008 "one" refers to a batch, so it's his Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #11 March 17, 2008 Would it be better to say the Masculine is "Rub one out" and the feminine is "Rub one off"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #12 March 17, 2008 Unisex but I like J's wording better (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iopenhi 0 #13 March 17, 2008 Quote His: Choking the chicken Throttling the Love Knob Polishing the helmet Petting the python Her: Flicking the bean Paddling the canoe Unisex (or really wound it be mono-sex in this case??) Spankin the monkey Rubbin one out Sanding the main mast Badgering the witnessYou can't make chicken salad out of chicken manure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #14 March 17, 2008 I like "Jackin' the Beanstalk" or "Shaking Hands with the Unemployed" Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 March 17, 2008 I call it smacking one off. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #16 March 17, 2008 Quote I call it smacking one off. With a comment like that, you'll never have to worry about being asked to be the pivot person at a circle jerk. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #17 March 17, 2008 hey welcome back! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #18 March 17, 2008 QuoteWith a comment like that, you'll never have to worry about being asked to be the pivot person at a circle jerk Do i dare ask what the 'pivot person' does during a circle jerk? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #19 March 17, 2008 Quote Quote With a comment like that, you'll never have to worry about being asked to be the pivot person at a circle jerk Do i dare ask what the 'pivot person' does during a circle jerk? Ask Turtle. He's the jerk authority. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nerd137 0 #20 March 18, 2008 Quote"one" refers to a batch, so it's his I always assumed that "one" meant an orgasm, not a load of cum. Maybe 'cause the first time I heard the phrase, it was from a girl referring to herself. Therefore, guys jerk whilst girls rub. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #21 March 18, 2008 Quote Quote Quote With a comment like that, you'll never have to worry about being asked to be the pivot person at a circle jerk Do i dare ask what the 'pivot person' does during a circle jerk? Ask Turtle. He's the jerk authority. Waddn't me - ask Futuredivot - I think you had us confused.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #22 March 18, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote With a comment like that, you'll never have to worry about being asked to be the pivot person at a circle jerk Do i dare ask what the 'pivot person' does during a circle jerk? Ask Turtle. He's the jerk authority. Waddn't me - ask Futuredivot - I think you had us confused. Had to be you, they don't make circles big enough for me to get in the middle ofYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #23 March 18, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote With a comment like that, you'll never have to worry about being asked to be the pivot person at a circle jerk Do i dare ask what the 'pivot person' does during a circle jerk? Ask Turtle. He's the jerk authority. Waddn't me - ask Futuredivot - I think you had us confused. Had to be you, they don't make circles big enough for me to get in the middle of The Coke commercial disagrees with you. Ok - so it's the Arctic circle - but still.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #24 March 18, 2008 I haven't been here in a while. Did HH and the mods give up on cleaning up the bonfire? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #25 March 18, 2008 Quote I haven't been here in a while. Did HH and the mods give up on cleaning up the bonfire? Apparently, we're still learning just how far we can go with these threads. It's all subjective... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
