futuredivot 0 #1 March 17, 2008 How do you teach yourself to sleep in a new position? I've always slept on my stomach, but since me and turtle are rooming together for part of skyfest, I think I'd feel safer sleeping on my back (with a shotgun beside me) How do I retrain myself?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #2 March 17, 2008 duct tape and a taser could be your friend Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 March 17, 2008 Easier to use the shotgun and retrain Turtle. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goody_23 0 #4 March 17, 2008 Prison for a week?That'll learn ya! SKYDIVING = HAPPY Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #5 March 17, 2008 Why is THIS scene comes to mind.. [waking up after sharing the same bed on the motel] futuredivot: Del... Why did you kiss my ear? Turtle: Why are you holding my hand? futuredivot: [frowns] Where's your other hand? Turtle: Between two pillows... futuredivot: Those aren't pillows! Good luck! and remind Turtle not to overbook. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #6 March 17, 2008 QuoteI think I'd feel safer sleeping on my back (with a shotgun beside me). . . You probably won't sleep very well with me beside you. I tend to toss and turn all night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #7 March 17, 2008 Quote Easier to use the shotgun and retrain Turtle. This is the better solution. Plus it saves everyone else from potentially having the same issue in the future. Look at it as a service to mankind. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #8 March 17, 2008 Why does my ass hurt You got drunk and fell down some stairsDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #9 March 17, 2008 Divot has a very strict one prick per bed rule-well, personally, I have a one person per bed rule. The other bed, I just don't careYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #10 March 17, 2008 Chastity belt."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #11 March 17, 2008 Not related but... Futuredivot: What is that smell? Turtlespeed: It smells funny. I don't know. Futuredivot: Oh God. Did you fart? Turtlespeed: No. Futuredivot: Where did you get these pantyhose? Turtlespeed: I got it from my mom's gym bag. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #12 March 17, 2008 Quote Chastity belt. I dont think they make those in that size. If a woman was actually that big, There would be absolutely no need for one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 March 17, 2008 Knowing that you 2 will be at skyfest...i think i've just decided not to go anymore. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #14 March 18, 2008 Can't take the competition? “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #15 March 18, 2008 Fom bash.org: If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody? i dont think so Wanna go camping? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #16 March 18, 2008 Quote How do you teach yourself to sleep in a new position? I've always slept on my stomach, but since me and turtle are rooming together for part of skyfest, I think I'd feel safer sleeping on my back (with a shotgun beside me) How do I retrain myself? Put tennis balls down the front of your shirt or pants, so every time you start to roll onto your tummy, you'll roll back onto your back. Are you sure you're ok with him having access to your front? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 March 18, 2008 THIS POST: Quote Quote Easier to use the shotgun and retrain Turtle. This is the better solution. Plus it saves everyone else from potentially having the same issue in the future. Look at it as a service to mankind. Don ALONG WITH THIS POST: Quote Quote I think I'd feel safer sleeping on my back (with a shotgun beside me). . . You probably won't sleep very well with me beside you. I tend to toss and turn all night. I am feeling that I might need to be trained and retrained and retrained . . . I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #18 March 18, 2008 Quote I am feeling that I might need to be trained and retrained and retrained Everyone knows it's impossible to train a turtle. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 March 18, 2008 Quote Quote I am feeling that I might need to be trained and retrained and retrained Everyone knows it's impossible to train a turtle. Not true - it just depends on what you want a Turtle to do.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #20 March 18, 2008 Quote Everyone knows it's impossible to train a turtle. But at least it would be fun to try. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #21 March 18, 2008 Quote Quote Everyone knows it's impossible to train a turtle. But at least it would be fun to try. Yes Mistress.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #22 March 18, 2008 QuoteNot true - it just depends on what you want a Turtle to do. Walk in front of a semi.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #23 March 18, 2008 Quote Quote Not true - it just depends on what you want a Turtle to do. Walk in front of a semi.... Turtles learn best when led by example.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #24 March 18, 2008 QuoteWalk in front of a semi.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Turtles learn best when led by example sure thing...the way i feel today, that just might happen... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #25 March 18, 2008 Quote Quote I think I'd feel safer sleeping on my back (with a shotgun beside me). . . You probably won't sleep very well with me beside you. I tend to toss and turn all night. I'm glad I didn't word it "clutching a shotgun"You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
