So Last Night I Was Beat Up

[Andy_Copland 0]

The Burger King, King Size, Tripple Whopper Meal was just too much to handle. I accepted defeat with but a piece of burger left the size of a coin.

Then contemplated the damage i'd done to my body.

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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[futuredivot 0]

Luckily, now your arteries have that nice coat of protective plaque

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[BillyVance 34]

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Luckily, now your arteries have that nice coat of protective plaque

Can't be any worse off than yours...

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[lawrocket 3]

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The Burger King, King Size, Tripple Whopper Meal was just too much to handle. I accepted defeat with but a piece of burger left the size of a coin.

Then contemplated the damage i'd done to my body.

I see you are becoming Americanized. I consider Burger King to be a British plot to fatten Americans.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[millertime24 8]

If you really want a challenge go to Carls Jr. and get the double six dollar burger meal large with 3 things of fry sauce. That should increase your wing loading a little.

Muff #5048

[Nikki_vZ 0]

For it's worth this is what I believe true love is.

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in wrong things but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

Love never fails.

[lilDevil 2]

Thats it youll have a six case gut in no time ewwwwwww

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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

[warpedskydiver 0]

Your colon is swimming back to the UK as we speak.

[AggieDave 6]

If you think Burger King is something then if you ever make it to San Antonio you need to go to Chris Madrids. You'll never think anything else is even close!

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[akarunway 1]

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If you think Burger King is something then if you ever make it to San Antonio you need to go to Chris Madrids. You'll never think anything else is even close!

Can it beat THESE>http://www.cheese-burger.net/stories/worlds_biggest_burger.html

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[MagicGuy 0]

Ugh, the dreaded Triple Whopper. It's either an accomplishment or a few days worth of guilt, depending on how you look at it, after polishing off one of those.

I'll never forget the scene in SuperSize Me, the documentary about a dude who eats nothing but Mickey D's for 30 days, where after trying to finish a double quarter pounder with cheese meal, totally yaks up the whole meal while still sitting in the parking lot. I think about it every time I'm contemplating buying fast food.

My stomach gets the best of me sometimes, but I have turned around and gone elsewhere on a few occasions.

[Nikki_vZ 0]

SORRY WRONG FORUM!