iluvtofly 0 #1 March 11, 2008 As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker rolls down the window Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Pennsylvania I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #2 March 12, 2008 TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #3 March 12, 2008 very good!!! i love blond jokes (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #4 March 12, 2008 Quote very good!!! i love blond jokes Why did the Blonde throw away her weight loss video? Because the people in te video never lost any weight.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #5 March 12, 2008 I dated a girl like that once. Sweet thing, but just didn't have two brain cells to rub together... =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 March 12, 2008 A blonde told me last night that it was amazing that the sun suddenly started staying out longer.I asked her if she set her clocks ahead for daylight savings and she said "Yes, but that has nothing to do with the sun." I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 March 12, 2008 Q: Why is it a blonde can not have more than a 10 minutes lunch break? A: Because otherwise you have to re-train her.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #8 March 12, 2008 What do you call a turtle in a corner? An air pocket. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #9 March 12, 2008 Did you hear that Turtle discovered a new use for sheep? Wool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 March 12, 2008 Q: What do you call a blond with a Chainsaw? A: Dead. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 March 12, 2008 Q: There were three third graders walking down the street a redhead, brunnette, and a blonde. Which one had the best figure? A: The Blonde, she was 18. Bolded so the blonds could comprehend the irony. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #12 March 12, 2008 Too bad you don't know how to spell brunette, nor the meaning of "irony". Are you blond? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 March 12, 2008 Quote Too bad you don't know how to spell brunette, nor the meaning of "irony". Are you blond? I just put it that way so I didn't have to explain it over and over and over again every time a blonde tried to read it. As far as brunette, let those that have never had a typo cast the first stone.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #14 March 12, 2008 Q: How do blonde's brain cells die? A: Alone.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #15 March 12, 2008 Wait, you're busting jokes on blondes but Turtle jokes are getting you in a snit?Aww, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Sorry, I'll try to be more sensitive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 March 12, 2008 Quote Wait, you're busting jokes on blondes but Turtle jokes are getting you in a snit?Aww, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Sorry, I'll try to be more sensitive. Try if you like . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #17 March 12, 2008 Quote Quote Wait, you're busting jokes on blondes but Turtle jokes are getting you in a snit?Aww, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Sorry, I'll try to be more sensitive. Try if you like . . . Yeah, you're right. Probably not gonna happen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 March 12, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Wait, you're busting jokes on blondes but Turtle jokes are getting you in a snit?Aww, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Sorry, I'll try to be more sensitive. Try if you like . . . Yeah, you're right. Probably not gonna happen. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 March 12, 2008 Q: What's blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette-blonde? A: A blonde doing cartwheels.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 March 12, 2008 My fav jokes are the "Yo mama's so stupid..." jokes. "Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it." "Yo mama's so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice." (If anyone believes that their mama is stupid, I've never met Yo Mama and wasn't talking about her. They're just jokes.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #21 March 12, 2008 I think the "yo mama's so fat" jokes are way funnier... Yo mama so fat it takes 80 days to travel around her. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #22 March 12, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Wait, you're busting jokes on blondes but Turtle jokes are getting you in a snit?Aww, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. Sorry, I'll try to be more sensitive. Try if you like . . . Yeah, you're right. Probably not gonna happen. atta girl lettem' have it!!!! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #23 March 12, 2008 Like I NEED any encouragement! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #24 March 12, 2008 Quote Like I NEED any encouragement! No - encouragement isn't what you need.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #25 March 12, 2008 Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
