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Thanatos340

Average cost of Sex?

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I did the math to figure out the most expensive sex I ever had..

Met this girl in College, Dated a couple months.. Hit it no more than about 10 times during that time frame. Went our separate ways and then about 6 weeks later got THE call..
Lets see.. $1000 a month for 16 years so far plus Clothes, toys, Summer camps, race cars, birthdays, Christmas and general expenditures.. I am up to well over $300K so far..

So my daughters Mom cost me about $30,000 a pop and still counting.

(Getting my daughter makes it all worthwhile though)

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I got a half gallon of ice cream in my freezer!!
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But you live so far away. My bf did just buy a new truck...maybe he'll let me borrow it to roadtrip to CA. "Hey hunny, can i borrow your truck to drive to CA and lick ice cream off another guy's penis?" [Tongue]
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Can I watch or maybe join in?



Hellz yeah!! Besides, you already kinda know my bf...at least you know about his issues, which thankfully has never happened again!! :D:D

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Charlie Sheen said something to the effect that he doesn't pay hookers to be with him. He pays them so he'll be left alone afterward.



This article explains exactly that reasoning pretty well... depending on Job, location, serious relationships on either part the 'fuck buddy' lifestyle falls apart eventually, for those who feel the HAVE to continue life that way there is the prostitute option.

http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/2008/03/12/2008-03-12_if_you_think_your_guy_has_never_been_wit.html

TBPH I really cant understand why its not legalized and regulated along with every other vice, far better to admit the issues openly and attempt to deal with them directly than to force it into the criminal realm of control.

I've never had to resort to that route myself, but once I become old, ugly and the charming bastard routine doesn't work on 22 year old college students any longer..... one might be tempted.

Until then I'll just give shuttle rides to hot skydiver chicks :)
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