JeepDiver 0 #1 March 11, 2008 9 ladies between the ages of 57 to 82 have just invaded the dz with about 50 others in their supporting roles along with a photographer from the local paper. My question is why are the ladies only jumping and not the men? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 March 11, 2008 Because the men are pussies.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poe62 0 #3 March 11, 2008 Aye...they're holding the ladies' purses...~Nikki http://www.facebook.com/poe62 Irgity Dirgity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 March 11, 2008 Ask the ladies, then ask the men. Then get back with us. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeepDiver 0 #5 March 11, 2008 Quote Aye...they're holding the ladies' purses... Yes along with the folding chairs and more than likely their wives life insurance policies. It is like a Saturday afternoon right now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #6 March 11, 2008 Quote My question is why are the ladies only jumping and not the men? Because the ladies are hoping to hookup with Jack Nicholson or Morgan Freeman. The men are less excited about that."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeepDiver 0 #7 March 11, 2008 Quote Ask the ladies, then ask the men. Then get back with us. I did, I asked a group of the men and the general consensus of the men was that the women have more guts than they do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #8 March 11, 2008 That was their polite way of saying "they have less brains than us guys" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poe62 0 #9 March 11, 2008 Well you do have two heads... ~Nikki http://www.facebook.com/poe62 Irgity Dirgity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #10 March 11, 2008 Which one would you like to mess with? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poe62 0 #11 March 11, 2008 I'm pretty dang good with screwing with both... ~Nikki http://www.facebook.com/poe62 Irgity Dirgity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #12 March 11, 2008 Ok then. Umm i gotta go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #13 March 11, 2008 Be interesting to see if there's a general blip of interest about now. I did my AFF in '92. Guess which post-movie invasion I belong to? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #14 March 11, 2008 I gave my dad a tandem for his 69th birthday 2 yrs ago and last Friday my mom, my wife and I gave him his 2nd for his 71st b-day, He won't be doing the jump for a month or two but he is sure looking forward to it. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #15 March 11, 2008 Quote Well you do have two heads... Have you heard the saying " If you give a man a watch he'll always know what time it is. If you give him two he'll always wonder what time it is" Now apply that to your two-headed theory.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #16 March 11, 2008 Quote Be interesting to see if there's a general blip of interest about now. I did my AFF in '92. Guess which post-movie invasion I belong to? Point Break "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 March 11, 2008 Chicks are so much cooler than guys. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #18 March 11, 2008 Quote Quote Ask the ladies, then ask the men. Then get back with us. I did, I asked a group of the men and the general consensus of the men was that the women have more guts than they do. Or...the older guys come from a generation where it was not socially acceptable to strap a stranger of the same gender to your backside with his crotch pressed up against your butt."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #19 March 12, 2008 Quote Quote Be interesting to see if there's a general blip of interest about now. I did my AFF in '92. Guess which post-movie invasion I belong to? Point Break You got me. Hopefully after 16 years I've outgrown that association. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #20 March 12, 2008 Cause their retired husbands have to pay for them to do it. .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #21 March 12, 2008 Quote Well you do have two heads... And they can only use one at a time ;-)``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #22 March 12, 2008 Quote Or...the older guys come from a generation where it was not socially acceptable to strap a stranger of the same gender to your backside with his crotch pressed up against your butt. Hehe. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #23 March 12, 2008 Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ask the ladies, then ask the men. Then get back with us. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I did, I asked a group of the men and the general consensus of the men was that the women have more guts than they do. A couple of months ago I had a 30 something guy tell me he didn't think he had the balls to skydive. I told him it didn't take balls!!!!"safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #24 March 12, 2008 Pat, Do you do AFF or just tandems? If you only do Tandems, will you ever do AFF? IT is alot cheaper and alot more fun! .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #25 March 12, 2008 I did one tandem that got me hooked on this crazy sport in October and I am now doing AFF. I've done 7 AFF jumps so far using the pregression from the SIM. I started AFF Thanksgiving weekend and I'd have many more jumps if the weather and assorted other problems wouldn't interfere. Here's a couple of pictures from my last jump. "safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
