internet usage - rules change

[happythoughts 0]

internet usage - rules change - memorandum

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if you have nothing good to say...dont post on here anymore...this thing got of topic 6 pages ago....thanks

There it is. The new internet rules.

1. You must have something good to say.
2. You cannot get off the topic. People will just talk about other stuff and that makes it too long.

Thread length techniques -

You must agree with the OP, even if they are incorrect and/or specifically ask for opinions.

Example - they post, "What do you guys think about that?" and that is the only line. Your correct response should be "Umm... I don't know. What do you think?"

That way, you can agree with the thoughts and intent of the OP immediately. This is especially helpful if their purpose is trolling. Without response, trolls will leave the internet and resume punching their 11 yo sister in the arm.

Sometimes, they are just wrong, but adamant and indignant. In that case, they ask for opinions, but actually just seek confirmation from their limited group of ill-informed minions.

In both cases, immediate agreement will allow the thread to die shortly and save bandwith for such imminently valuable matters, such as porn... or umm... porn.

This information should be publicized through CNN for the purpose of improving the internet (because no one will listen to a presidential announcement on tv) .

Of course, this is just my opinion.

What do you think?

[Conundrum 1]

I think the internets are serious business.

[Gonejumpingl 0]

Sounds like Al Gore saying he's the one that invented the internet!!

Today is a better day!!!

[shropshire 0]

I think that you make a very good point, very well and I wouldn't dream of contradicting or patronising you in any way shape or form.

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[happythoughts 0]

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I think that you make a very good point, very well and I wouldn't dream of contradicting or patronising you in any way shape or form.

That was an excellently formed response and I welcome the opinions of those wise persons who agree with me.

[FreeflyChile 0]

You're off topic! The topic is not whether the OP makes a good point, but to be informed about the rules by shopshire, shopshire.

[diablopilot 2]

I think this thread is bullshit without a cat picture with a poorly spelled caption.

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

[shropshire 0]

You also make a point and although I disagree with it, I support your right to hold and voice it in an open public forum, without let or hinderance.

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[FreeflyChile 0]

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You also make a point and although I disagree with it, I support your right to hold and voice it in an open public forum, without let or hinderance.

You're toeing the line of Speaker's Corner material here...careful!

[shropshire 0]

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[happythoughts 0]

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I think this thread is bullshit without a cat picture with a poorly spelled caption.

True, it is like a good steak without the required garnish.
Good, but not quite complete.

[Shell666 0]

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Of course, this is just my opinion.

What do you think?

Umm ... I don't know. What do you think???

'Shell

[sunshine 2]

I like mustard. It's the best condiment ever.

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[MikeMcLean 0]

A new TOS for this "house" ?

It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

[squirrel 0]

where the hell is that deaf Billy guy when we need him?

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[DFWAJG 4]

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I think this thread is bullshit without a cat picture with a poorly spelled caption.[/reply


I love mnealtx's pics.

[mnealtx 0]

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I think this thread is bullshit without a cat picture with a poorly spelled caption.

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