BillyVance 34 #1 March 4, 2008 Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping......"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #2 March 4, 2008 What's the difference between a government bond and a man? Bonds mature. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #3 March 5, 2008 nice. last time i heard that one, it was a blonde joke. CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #4 March 5, 2008 Quote nice. last time i heard that one, it was a blonde joke. me too, with a redhead giving the speech____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #5 March 5, 2008 I wonder were you got that LMAO``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
longtall 0 #6 March 5, 2008 Always enjoyed your posts and jokes; hardly here much from you , hope youre ok....................J....." 90 right, five miles then cut."---Pukin Buzzards Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 March 5, 2008 Quote I wonder were you got that LMAO Oh I dunno... some hot little devil... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
