lawrocket 3 #1 March 4, 2008 Why do so many people (actually, I have yet to encounter a guy do it) say, "SHUT UP!" when they mean, "Tell me more." We just found out that our law clerk is in the hospital. He's been off from work since last Wednesday due to illness. Apparently, they took him to the hospital for three to seven days for pneumonia. I got the message and thought I'd inform the staff. "He's being taken to the hospital." One of them says, "SHUT UP! What's goign on?" SoI say, "What do you want me to do? Shut up or tell you what's going on?" Yet another way wimminfolk put you in a no win. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #2 March 4, 2008 For Suuure Duude You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #3 March 4, 2008 It's valley speak. I'm guilty. When I was training for my first job out of college, our "trainer" came in and said something--can't remember what and by this time we were all friends--and I replied "Shut up!" One girl in our "class" had this ghastly look on her face--I noticed it right away--and when I looked at her she just said, "Carrie!?" I instantly knew why. Obviously she was from somewhere in the hills. But, I immediately felt silly thinking perhaps the "trainer" (who was also not from my area) didn't know what I meant, either. Most everyone was laughing, but I smiled and looked at our "trainer" and said, "Um. You get what I meant, right?" And she did. It's funnier if you were there. And I was totally singing that Missy Elliot song in "class" that day "Izz yur tricky wicky sang yaht. Izz yur tricky wicky sang yaht." Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #4 March 4, 2008 See, even Squeak gets it. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 March 4, 2008 Quote See, even Squeak gets it. I was recenlty IN the Valley, those air heads are scary they have all the money and none of the common senseYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #6 March 4, 2008 Quote I was recenlty IN the Valley, those air heads are scary they have all the money and none of the common sense That's where you made your mistake. They think common sense is an English coin.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #7 March 4, 2008 At least we can dance. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #8 March 4, 2008 QuoteGale: All right, ya hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground. Feisty Hayseed: Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'm a-gonna be in motion. You see... Gale: Shut up! Feisty Hayseed: Okay then. Gale: Everybody down on the ground! Evelle: Y'all can just forget that part about freezin' now. Gale: Better still to get down there. Evelle: Yeah, y'all hear that, don't ya? [Everybody lays down. Gale looks at the now-empty teller windows] Gale: Shit! Where'd all the tellers go? Teller's voices: We're down here, sir. Evelle: They're on the floor as you commanded, Gale. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #9 March 5, 2008 QuoteIt's valley speak. Well, I am in the Central Valley. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #10 March 5, 2008 QuoteJefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us! Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes! Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit! Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us? Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #11 March 5, 2008 Well at least they didnt pull a Diane from Sienfeld...."Get OUT!" and pushes you to the ground. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #12 March 5, 2008 Quote Well at least they didnt pull a Diane from Sienfeld...."Get OUT!" and pushes you to the ground. ElaineYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #13 March 5, 2008 Quote Quote Well at least they didnt pull a Diane from Sienfeld...."Get OUT!" and pushes you to the ground. Elaine you know, as I typed that, i knew something was wrong....hmmm, time to go mix another, i must be getting sober. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #14 March 5, 2008 Quote Well at least they didnt pull a Diane from Sienfeld...."Get OUT!" and pushes you to the ground. Seems like you got the ladies from Cheers and Sienfeld mixed up? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #15 March 5, 2008 Quote Quote Well at least they didnt pull a Diane from Sienfeld...."Get OUT!" and pushes you to the ground. Seems like you got the ladies from Cheers and Sienfeld mixed up? yes yes...my dyslexic mind shows itself... ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
