Lindercles 0 #26 February 20, 2008 Quote Thats just foreign swearing. And now would be a particularly bad time to start learning foreign cuss words. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #27 February 20, 2008 I find that the only way to be sure that I won't cuss is if I don't talk. You've met me. You know what the fuck I'm trying to say here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #28 February 20, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Yeah.. just "balls" alone isnt very much fun. How about "Bollocks"??? Thats just foreign swearing. here in OZ and also in NZ it's not uncommon for some to say Bugger, instead of (ohshit, or oh fuck). Toyota made a comercial about itYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #29 February 20, 2008 Quote Quote Thats just foreign swearing. And now would be a particularly bad time to start learning foreign cuss words. hehehe.. I know enough of those to know when I'm being sworn AT. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #30 February 20, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Yeah.. just "balls" alone isnt very much fun. How about "Bollocks"??? Thats just foreign swearing. That would depend upon where you are... It's far from foreign here. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #31 February 20, 2008 Many years ago, I was working in a hotel and we had a trucker who would stay with us every week. We got to know him very well. He was a Southern Baptist. Instead of saying 'Jesus Christ', he would say 'Judas Priest'. He delivered that perfectly. I myself am much more of a potty mouth here on dz.com than I am in real life. I do cuss, but you'll never hear me use any of the God references. They're just not in my vocabulary. I actually cringe a little when I hear someone else say them, but that's just me. I do use the word 'fuck', but never in a professional setting, in front of my parents or anyone I don't know. So, I guess I naturally self-filter. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #32 February 20, 2008 Oh my Flying Spaghetti Monster! or who could forget: Holy Birthdaycake Batman! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #33 February 20, 2008 I think I'd make a better blasphemer than a Southern Baptist trucker. Isn't Judas Priest one of those bands that requires a mullet for concert admission? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #34 February 20, 2008 QuoteIf you want to quit cussing, instead of trying to find substitute words, why not change the cussing mentality? After all, it's not so much the words you say, but the intent behind them that is important. If you're just substituting one word for another, your intent remains the same. In short, the alternative to cussing is simply not cussing. Edited to add: but what the fuck do I know. I agree - you should use forign cuss words though - Like Bollocks - I like that one.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #35 February 20, 2008 Quote I think I'd make a better blasphemer than a Southern Baptist trucker. Isn't Judas Priest one of those bands that requires a mullet for concert admission? Yes, I think mullets were required. I never listened to them. Anyway, it was the way the trucker delivered the phrase that made it work. I couldn't do it because I have too much of a NY accent. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BerryBoy 0 #36 February 20, 2008 There is always "the finger" which doesn't require saying a swear word...but my grandfather even taught me an alternative to that: You make a cross with both middle fingers and everything is OK. We call it the Christian Finger! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roscoep 0 #37 February 20, 2008 I like "Holy Fucking Midget". It's funny, gets the point out, and people kind of laugh. No offense to short people intended. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #38 February 20, 2008 I just use the letter, instead of FUck You! I say F You. Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #39 February 20, 2008 Quote I've been IM-ing with your kids for years.... teaching them everything they know about swearing. Jesus Christ! I knew it was you! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #40 February 20, 2008 I say Sugar Foot and freaking as in this thread is freaking funny.Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #41 February 21, 2008 Quote I think I've been swearing too much lately. Particularly using "Jesus!".. or "Jeeeesus!", which ya know.. just isn't right. I just can't think of another word that quite expresses the same level of exhaspiration. I'm really OK with anything but Jesus.. or Jesus fuckin titty H Christ. That one takes too long to say. Maybe some of you who dont swear, or who are around kids alot can tell me what you do instead of swearing. Spence, I don't expect you'll have any input here. So wrong you are. Why would you holler out some mexican guys name when you are upset about something? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #42 February 21, 2008 I have been saying Fruggin or some rendition of that alot lately - This is the Kinder, Gentler, Turtle. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #43 February 21, 2008 Quote If you want to quit cussing, instead of trying to find substitute words, why not change the cussing mentality? After all, it's not so much the words you say, but the intent behind them that is important. If you're just substituting one word for another, your intent remains the same. In short, the alternative to cussing is simply not cussing. Edited to add: but what the fuck do I know. I cuss instead of choking the shit out of someone so I think I'm better off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #44 February 21, 2008 I occasionally use, "Shit and shinola" but that doesn't work does it? How about, "Holy Bejeezus and pass the peas"? Tell you what. Use this and you'll be over the anxiety before you get to the end and you'll leave off the last word just out of sheer boredom if nothing else: "Sorry sap-sucking son of a sea-going sack of Siberian sheep shit"My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #45 February 21, 2008 Son of a bitch. Son of a biscut eater... Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #46 February 21, 2008 Most who know me, know that I've got a potty mouth... I've tried very hard to stop, but FUCK, and SHIT just seem to flow out of my mouth like butter. I've tried using flock, or fart and Ka Ka and poo Buttmunch is a good one for me i/o asshole or shithead. oi g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #47 February 21, 2008 I don't avoid cussing all the time. However, I do work on it. The Simpsons have provided an answer. "Doh!" It is a non-cursing expletive. You can say it anywhere and not offend anyone. Instead of 'shit', I try to say 'barf'. Sometimes, I just swear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #48 February 21, 2008 I just said, "damnit, this fucking tv" when I couldn't get the three stupid remotes to work now that I have a stupid receiver in my house. I was told, "you sound like an ordinary skydiver." That's a compliment, right? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #49 February 21, 2008 I would think so. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Royd 0 #50 February 21, 2008 QuoteSon of a bitch.For emphasis it's, Son...of... a...bitch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
