Remster 30 #51 February 21, 2008 Quote Quote I'm so glad I read this so now I know not to let you be around my children, you big potty mouth. Geez, Shoot and Darn is usually what I say around children. I know, not the same, huh? I've been IM-ing with your kids for years.... teaching them everything they know about swearing. Now I'll start teaching them "alternative swearing". learn to swear in a foreigh language! How about, for starters: Bon Dieu! Merde alors! Pirate d'eau douce! Gibier de potence? More insightfull ideas here: http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_des_insultes_du_capitaine_Haddock Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #52 February 21, 2008 How about, "Bob Saget!!"? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqtr_RvR3sY Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpoutnow 0 #53 February 21, 2008 I stopped cussin for a day and had fuckin cuss withdrawals for a week.People are crazy. Cuz there's more of 'em. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #54 February 21, 2008 Quote I just use the letter, instead of FUck You! I say F You. Friend of mine at the DZ years ago had a T-shirt that said "yuck fou" on the front. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #55 February 21, 2008 Je'sus' works well IMO also the pseudo chinese i picked up from firefly comes in handy (except around one Engineer at work) ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #56 February 21, 2008 Quote also the pseudo chinese i picked up from firefly comes in handy (except around one Engineer at work) Kinda like these? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #57 February 21, 2008 Yup I use that one too :-)``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #58 February 21, 2008 Quote...Maybe some of you who dont swear, or who are around kids alot can tell me what you do instead of swearing. Avoid 'em.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #59 February 21, 2008 Quote I think I've been swearing too much lately. Particularly using "Jesus!".. or "Jeeeesus!", which ya know.. just isn't right. I just can't think of another word that quite expresses the same level of exhaspiration. I'm really OK with anything but Jesus.. or Jesus fuckin titty H Christ. That one takes too long to say. Maybe some of you who dont swear, or who are around kids alot can tell me what you do instead of swearing. Spence, I don't expect you'll have any input here. "Bollocks" "D'oh!" "Cheese & Rice" instead of "Jesus Christ" "No need to bring him into this" reflexively in response to "goddamn" or "Jesus Christ" "Frickin'" or "freaking" instead of "fucking." "Dog's bollocks" instead of "kick ass," "fucking A," etc. Not everyone can pull it off, but you probably can, at least some of the time: Instead of "Fuck You!" or "Fuck Me!"just go ahead and rape aggressively seduce the person(s) you were talking to, or who might have overheard the oral version if you had shouted the exclamation. "son of a poundsigndollarsignpercentagesymbolcarrotampersand" "sumbitch" instead of "son of a bitch"Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,446 #60 February 21, 2008 Just take longer to think about what you're going to say. My mother rarely swore (although I did learn "Jesus Christ on a corkscrew" from her ), but it would be hard to say that she couldn't get the degree of her anger, upsetness, or disgust across. Anyway, it gives you the opportunity to use a whole lotta big words and bafffle 'em with bs... Wendy W. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #61 February 21, 2008 Quote Quote How about "Sheesh!" or just groan. Or "Balls" is always funny. I like balls. Wow, they just let this one slide, huh?My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #62 February 21, 2008 Quote Quote Quote How about "Sheesh!" or just groan. Or "Balls" is always funny. I like balls. Wow, they just let this one slide, huh? I guess it's not news. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChristopherZ 0 #63 February 21, 2008 I can't believe nobody posted a link to this alternative yet ... http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39ppo_dirty-mouth-lint-licker_fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #64 February 21, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote How about "Sheesh!" or just groan. Or "Balls" is always funny. I like balls. Wow, they just let this one slide, huh? I guess it's not news. We didn't want to mar any innocence you had left here.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #65 February 21, 2008 Lint licker!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #66 February 21, 2008 Stinky McStink faceMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #67 February 21, 2008 I used to have asstrumpet in my sig line. If I had to tone that down further, I'd say heinytrumpet but it wouldn't be as fun. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #68 February 21, 2008 I got in the habit of saying "Jesus fuck" used like "jesus christ" I have no idea why but I guess my tourettes is (d)evolving.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChristopherZ 0 #69 February 21, 2008 What the French Toast? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #70 February 21, 2008 Quote "Balls" is always funny. Everyone in the office where I work says 'balls' except me. I even heard the CEO say it this morning. I just say 'shit.' It's easier IMO. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #71 February 21, 2008 I'd like to learn to cuss in German. I've heard it a few times, & sounds really cool & a little scary. also, you could get away with it if you're around non-German speakers. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #72 February 21, 2008 Shit!= Poo Nanner Asshole!= Butt Cheetoh Damn!= Foohey Generic cussing= Swizzle Stix _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #73 February 21, 2008 OH MY HECK! Of course if you actually say that everyone will know you are from Utah. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #74 February 21, 2008 Quote OH MY HECK! Of course if you actually say that everyone will know you are from Utah. Oh so true!!! my last boss from SLC used to say that a LOT! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #75 February 21, 2008 Quote Quote OH MY HECK! Of course if you actually say that everyone will know you are from Utah. Oh so true!!! my last boss from SLC used to say that a LOT! Yeah, if you live there it's like a law that you have to say that I think. Everyone says that there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
