sunshine 2 #76 February 21, 2008 Quote Everyone in the office where I work says 'balls' except me. I even heard the CEO say it this morning. I just say 'shit.' It's easier IMO. You're cute. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #77 February 22, 2008 You could always learn sign language. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #78 February 22, 2008 Try saying the words bacwards. "Ho kcuf !", "Wa tish !", or my favorite, "Rekcufrehtom" (pronounced "reckufrethom"). The savior's name does not pronounce well backwards, which is probably as it should be. Though I have heard people say "Cheese & rice". Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #79 February 22, 2008 Quote Quote Everyone in the office where I work says 'balls' except me. I even heard the CEO say it this morning. I just say 'shit.' It's easier IMO. You're cute. Holy ship that was funny. I always like the show Farscape they made up thier own swear words alien language and such. They used "Frell" in the place of fuck it was pretty funny, frell this, frell that, frelling great!!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Programmer 0 #80 February 22, 2008 Next time your tempted to cuss, take a couple of drinks until the mood passes. You'll either quit cussing or quit caring. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #81 February 22, 2008 Quote You could always learn sign language. I could give a "Cussing in Sign Language 101" class at The Farm next time out. Just pay me in beer. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #82 February 22, 2008 Is this considered cussing..... FUCKIf you say it with a smile. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #83 February 22, 2008 That sounds more like a request than an obscenity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #84 February 22, 2008 Quote That sounds more like a request than an obscenity. I'd say closer to begging!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #85 February 22, 2008 Quote Quote That sounds more like a request than an obscenity. I'd say closer to begging! whatever it takes You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #86 February 22, 2008 Jumpin Jesus on a pogo stickDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #87 February 22, 2008 I'm pretty sure I read this whole thread, and I didn't see it mentioned that you should just hold all the anger/frustration in when you want to cuss and then find a worthy man and just ruin him with sex, nonstop pent up cussing sex. Yeah, that is what you should do.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #88 February 22, 2008 Quote I'm pretty sure I read this whole thread, and I didn't see it mentioned that you should just hold all the anger/frustration in when you want to cuss and then find a worthy man and just ruin him with sex, nonstop pent up cussing sex. Yeah, that is what you should do. I can see it now... "FUCK ME OH GOD YES MOTHERFUCKER WOOOOOOO!!!!" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #89 February 22, 2008 just say "cruddlemuffins" look it up, it's appropriate for everything.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #90 February 22, 2008 Quote I can see it now... "FUCK ME OH GOD YES MOTHERFUCKER WOOOOOOO!!!!" "WOOOOOOO"? Unless she's on a mechanical bull, that would be a little weird. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #91 February 22, 2008 Quote Quote I can see it now... "FUCK ME OH GOD YES MOTHERFUCKER WOOOOOOO!!!!" "WOOOOOOO"? Unless she's on a mechanical bull, that would be a little weird. To be honest - I don't think anyone would really mind though.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #92 February 22, 2008 One evening last week, the wife & I were discussing our day while at the dinner table when my son stopped the conversation to let me know that I had said a bad word. I frantically tried to recall the word. Several came to mind that I could have said accidentally. When I asked him, "stupid" was the bad word! I was relieved that it was not one of the other words. My wife tried to hide her laughter as she scolded me.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virulindex 0 #93 February 22, 2008 I like to just make things up off the top of my head. With the right delivery it gets your point across and usually amuses anyone within earshot. My most successful no-swearing swearing has been "Holy whores of justice!" I'm not even kidding. People crack up when you say some retarded shit like that but you're really mad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #94 February 22, 2008 (not to inturupt your swearing contest, I just need to see if he's fucking with me....but I guess his name or the sound of it could be used as context in here) Bolas just to see if it works. like beetlejuice. (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DickMcMahon 0 #95 February 23, 2008 There's a story about a soldier who was trying to quit cussing. He said ... "I came home to my fucking house after three fucking years in the fucking war, and what do I fucking well find? My wife in bed, engaging in illicit sexual relations with a male." ________________________ Website: Dick’s Stuff Do atheists ever say, “Godammit”? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #96 February 23, 2008 Don't say FUCK in front of the K-I-D-S... I used to combine cusswords. When I was in middle and high school I used to call people fuckasses. OK, so I still have a few bugs to work out in this on demand posting system... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #97 February 23, 2008 I seriously am surprised no one posted this clever bit... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fJ9ySJYFVo&feature=related So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #98 February 23, 2008 That reminds me of George Carlins 7 words you can't say on TV. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #99 February 23, 2008 I've had to cut back on the swearing recently since I'm working with kids now. It sucks. Now I say things like crud and fudge.For fuck's sake. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #100 February 23, 2008 Quote Bolas just to see if it works. like beetlejuice. So, you're gonna shout it three times and see if he comes?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
